Dinner In America | Feels So Good, It Must Be Wrong

don’t wait for me, don’t wait for me it’s not a happy ending

(dean/cas - bells in santa fe by halsey - repost due to tumblr glitch!)

rip keith sorry i thought you were a serial killer

JOE KEERY Wonderland Magazine BTS (2024)

mike schmidt’s world !

☼ fluff ☽ smut (17+) ☁︎ suggestive ⛈ dark content (17+)

note: fem! and gn! labels are given based on the use of pronouns and anatomy; fem! fics use 'she/her' or labels such as 'girl' as well as explicit fem anatomy, GN! has no use of gendered pronouns or labels and anatomy is ambigious

mike has a thing for recording ☽ GN!

matt is obsessed with you, and bad at hiding it ☁︎ fem!

mike is a grumpy bf ☼ fem!

mike w an impulsive and nosy gf at freddy's ☼ fem!

phone sex w mike snippet ☁︎ GN!

mike is just a bit of a perv ☁︎ fem!

mike tries to keep quiet but you feel too good ☽ fem!

abby matches up you, her new teacher, and mike ☼ GN!

mike can be a bit of a brat tamer when needed ☁︎ fem!

slightly brat!tamer mike will make you participate ☁︎ fem!

mike needs you to keep him awake at work ☽ fem!

mike trick or treats against his will ☼ fem!

mike is too shy to ask for it (he's obvious about it) ☽ GN!

dad!mike's first halloween with a newborn ☼ fem!

flirting with mike as a playboy bunny ☁︎ fem!

mike eats it from the back ☽ fem!

accidental couples costumes ends w bathroom fucks ☽ fem!

mike who goes "you still with me" ☽ fem!

mike goes cross eyed when he's about to cum ☽ fem!

mike won’t just let you shower ☽ fem!

more than friends w vanessa, and mike is a third ☁︎ fem!

I wanna put my head a little lower than his shoulder

MILO MANHEIM as JOSEPH JOURNEY TO BETHLEHEM (2023), dir. Adam Anders

Watch Lady Chatterley's Lover (2022) and then Read...

I absolutely loved Lady Chatterley's Lover (2022). I think it was a triumph of the female gaze, Emma Corrin being the Period Piece Pinch Hitter we all need in a post-Keira world, and fucking in the woods.

To be clear, the book is not a romance. It does not end unhappily (more like "to be continued", without any intention of a continuation and clarification) but it's not a romance. The movie, I would argue... is pretty close to being a romance, or just a romance outright. Joely Richardson looks at the camera and goes "this is a love story", and by God, who am I to question Joely Richardson (who also was Lady Chatterley once). It hits many of the classic notes of a historical romance novel--hardcore fucking and immediately having an existential crisis after, "my god, how could this constant unprotected sex I'm having result in a PREGNANCY???", a douchey rich guy who wants to publish his stupid novella.

After watching it, I wanted to go through my rolodex of books and throw up some recommendations for what to read after watching this movie and getting a bit. Interested.

I tried to focus on a) interclass dynamics or b) illicit affairs. Ideally both, but it's more about the vibe than the readalike nature.

The Leopard Prince by Elizabeth Hoyt. In many ways, a Lady Chatterley vibe without the annoying husband and *with* a murder mystery. Our heroine is a wealthy heiress who travels to an estate she recently inherited on her own, employing an experience steward to help her with the business side of things. And with the business side of things. Elizabeth Hoyt writes some of the best sex in the game, and there's a lot of great class conflict in this one.

Waking Up with the Duke by Lorraine Heath. A Lady Chatterley setup but with less class conflict and more *secrets*. The Duke of Ainsley, genteel and well-mannered, still feels real bad for that time he got into a carriage accident with his best friend, which resulted in said friend's permanent impotency. Friend asks Ainsley to pay him back by fucking his wife, Jayne, in order to ensure that she has the baby she's always wanted. Jayne is like "say what now", because she does in fact hold the accident against Ainsley, and Ainsley is all "I COULD NEVER--but if you're like... insisting..." because of course, he has always carried a torch for Jayne. A month of hot, angsty, "don't kiss me on the mouth" cottage sex ensues, and the emotional fallout for these idiots is MAGNIFICENT.

The Countess by Sophie Jordan. Not out yet, but put this one on your TBR because there is certainly a married lady discovering her sexuality in the arms of another man (wealthy, but of a different social class) around these parts. Out 3/28/23.

Between the Devil and Desire by Lorraine Heath. For the "this coarse man is lighting my ladylike fires" vibe. Our heroine is a recently widowed duchess with a young son, who comes to find out that--what the fuck--her husband left the guardianship of their child to a man she doesn't even fucking know. The hero grew up on the streets and has risen to become a successful club owner, but is still very much lower class. They move in together, and incredible sexual tension and heightened emotions ensue. TW: discussion of childhood sexual abuse.

Dreaming of You by Lisa Kleypas. This might seem a bit left field at first, but I shall recommend it because a) there is a huge emphasis on class in this novel. Sara is not necessarily a hugely upper class lady, but she is a genteel lady, and Derek Craven's awareness of their social differences and his roughness against her softness is a huge part of their conflict in the first half of the book. B) sexual awakening is very emphasized in Sara's journey. C) Sara does have a boring fucking fiance who's like "Sara, it's okay if we aren't that into each other sexually" while Sara, having just gotten her titties sucked at a party, is like "UHHHHHH NO THAT IS NOT OKAY". D) Much like Oliver Mellors, Derek Craven suffers from "is very smart but sometimes we don't know what he's saying" syndrome.

Duchess by Day, Mistress by Night by Stacy Reid. Our heroine is another widowed duchess with a young son--but this time, she's on the hunt for the governess that ditched in a flash. She hires the coarse, lower class but nonetheless successful fixer in town to help her... And his price ends up being a bit more carnal than monetary. VERY illicit affairs dot mp3.

Notorious Pleasures by Elizabeth Hoyt. No class difference here, but we do have a lot of illicit sneaking around when our heroine begins sleeping with her betrothed's roguish brother--who might just fuck the rigid rule following sensibility right out of her.

Her Night with the Duke by Diana Quincy. A widow has a one night stand with a handsome stranger, only to discover that he's courting her stepdaughter. It's messy, it's angsty, it's hot, and I do believe there are some outdoor activities.

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what do you mean this is not how their dynamic works in the movies? [insp.]

thinking about how seeing how many times i can make a pain sub cum from gently torturing their cunt

starting by tying a tight crotch rope onto them with thick rough rope, watching them helplessly grind into the rough surface, rough surface merciless against their sensitive flesh. their hole drooling all over the rope as the rough texture rubs them raw. touching them all over in ways that make them squirm as every movement makes the rope pull tighter. one.

spreading their legs and spanking their cunt over the rope, already red abused flesh puffing up and swelling as they buck with every strike, grinding into the now slick covered surface. taking my time to let them recover, let their muscles relax before hitting them again, hard and sharp as they moan at the sensation. two.

coating the slick rope with ginger juices for them to grind into, and pushing a small ginger plug into their ass. the sensitive flesh burning as they helplessly clench and writhe. unable to escape the pain and the pleasure as they involuntarily hump the rope, hips moving without control as they spread the burning liquid all over themselves as they move more and more. three.

spreading their legs again and spanking their cunt with a paddle. firm bruising strikes to the puffy red flesh, tear streaked cheeks as each contact of the paddle forces them to clench around the burning ginger in their ass and rub further into the ginger coated rope. four.

removing the ginger plug and stuffing both holes with slightly too big dildos, held in to the base by the rope. each one carefully coated with ginger. the angle preventing any contact with their tdick forcing them to hump and writhe as their burning full holes get fucked with every movement. five.

holding a powerful vibrator over the rope, rubbing the burning rough material against their swollen sensitive tdick, watching them shiver and buck trying to escape the sensation but unable to. increasing the power of the vibration until their bladder gives out and they start pissing themselves. six. seven.

removing the rope and the dildos, wiping away the ginger and rubbing aloe along the abused flesh. stuffing their stretched holes with ice and pressing fresh aloe coated plugs in to keep them full. teasing their tdick with an ice cube rubbing the cold surface over the sensitive head, numbing and cooling the flesh as it gets stimulated. eight.

placing a tight clamp on their dick and removing the plugs as cold water flows out of them. replacing the plugs with thicker dildos, this time attached to a dual fucking machine, alternating between thrusting in each hole. pounding and stretching their holes with the machine while i flick their clamped tdick. their dazed eyes no longer shedding tears as they simply shudder involuntarily as i play with them. nine.

steadily increase the size of the dildos inside them until they are loose enough to take my fist and then turning up the machine to its highest setting. admiring the way they shake and shudder with the constant rapid pounding, the way their body has relaxed into the pleasure of the pain. pissing themselves again as the relentless stretch and constant filling overwhelms them. ten.

turning off the machine but keeping the dildos inside them to the base. pushing a small sound into their pisshole, filling them in every hole they have. their dick twitching as they struggle with the sensation of being so full. watching their one unruined hole stretch and clench around the sound as i fuck them like this. eleven.

removing the dildos and admiring their gaping holes. rubbing more all ginger over their holes and dick. watching how their body reacts to the sudden emptiness the lack of external stimulation, just the burning of the ginger over their abused sensitive flesh. the way they grind into my hand as i rub more ginger into their dick and cunt, despite the pain their body knows they crave it. massaging their dick with ginger as they grind into my hand sobbing lightly at the pain but bucking into it none the less. twelve.

wiping away all the ginger until nothing is left but their soft red flesh, now swollen and puffy, splotchy purple in places from the repeated spankings. holes loose and gaping open, cunt still drooling. spanking their dick with a riding crop. direct targeted sensation. the red angry head stiff and swollen, twitching with every stinging hit. holes not even twitching anymore fully open and relaxed as they drip down their legs. hard stinging strikes to the sensitive head of their tdick as their body trembles. thirteen

and if they hadn't passed out, how many more?

[a/n: this is a fantasy that contains RACK activities. do your research and play carefully]