This Is So Real.

🐭🍎❤ Inspired by this video from simon_dell_tog

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

writing not going well. will be retiring to the countryside to start a life of crime. adieu.

I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing

not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

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Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman Go Claws Out While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones

it’s after midnight, time to post about my star wars rewrite [ID: costume redesigns of the main four from the Star Wars sequel trilogy for the replacement of Rise of Skywalker. Rose is in a bronze Mandalorian armor with orange accents. Her helmet is molded like Din's but bronze and tan. Rey is in a sleeveless take on a Jedi Knight uniform, the linen shades of white and grey. She's holding her lightsaber and her right hand in a full grey glove. Finn is in a tan Jedi top that's tucked into deep brown pants with a tuxedo stripe. His lightsaber's strapped to his belt and has a ring on a necklace. Poe's in a dark collared top and grey-tan pants, also with a tuxedo stripe and wearing a ring on a necklace. He has multiple belts and a thigh holster. /END ID]

Evening in mid-August looking toward Rincon Peak, J-Six Ranch, Cochise County, Arizona.

bi/pan erasure and poor reading comprehension are some of this hellsite's mainstays. But the post chain is hilarious

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.