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Trying to lick your lips.

Expecation:

Reality:

Giving your crush a sexy look:

Expecation:

Reality:

Walking through a club:

Expectation:

Reality:

When you run into your ex:

Expectation

Reality:

Dancing:

Expectation:

Reality:

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Expectations and Reality.

When you wait for your parents to get in a good mood to ask them for something

Van Hohenheim: *starts out as a slave who is unable to read or write*

Van Hohenheim: *learns to read and write and eventually becomes a monk*

Van Hohenheim: *is taught extensive knowledge of alchemy*

Van Hohenheim: *watches entire race get destroyed by some arrogant prick in a jar*

Van Hohenheim: *goes to foreign country, spreads peace, and teacher them alchemy for healing*

Van Hohenheim: *sacrifices a long life with his wife and kids to go save a country from complete annihilation*

Van Hohenheim: *loves and cares for his sons, and does not blame them for hating him*

Van Hohenheim: *feels genuinely guilty for leaving his family and blames himself for his wive's death*

Van Hohenheim: *asks family and close friends to leave the country just in case he doesn't succeed*

Van Hohenheim: *tries to convince the murderer of his countrymen to stop being so evil and refuses to fight him because he feels it's wrong*

Van Hohenheim: *sacrifices himself to protect his eldest son from being completely annihilated*

Van Hohenheim: *hugs his youngest son as soon as he gets his body back, because he know he misses human warmth*

Van Hohenheim: *spends his last remaining moments at his wife's grave telling her how much he loved her and his sons*

Fullmetal Fandom: HE'S SUCH A HEARTLESS ASSHOLE!!! HOW COULD HE DO THAT TOO POOR ED AND AL?!?! I HATE HIM!!!

Me: Did you even watch the show?

Welp, all finished. If only I could sleep now.

HAVE A SUPAH BIRTHDAY, FRANKY-BRO!!! 

you’re next hawk eyes & red hair

You fucking scums! How could you call yourselves doctors???!

A Summary of Marvel Movies

Ant-Man Spoiler Alert We only saw that wing dropped. We didn’t actually see Antony’s body.