Need Daniel Molloy And Freddie Lounds To Meet In S3 Disney Channel Crossover Style.

looking forward to laying in bed and reading tvl or devil's minion fanfics

whenever i get a little too ~ deep ~ into iwtv fan drama, i remind myself that none of this matters because the show is brilliant and that fandom is, above all, supposed to be fun

this is literally what happened

daniel molloy character of all time once again: like imagine you’re a 20-something drug addict and a terrible journalist on account of being 20-something and a drug addict and you randomly meet a vampire at a gay bar and you think wow I might get drugs, gay sex and a story out of this and instead what you get is psychologically and physically tortured by his husband and your memories of it all erased and then 50 years later you’re DYING and those vampires show up in your life again to ask you to write the story of their happy marriage and your memory might be fucked but ON GOD you WILL ruin that marriage if it’s the last thing you do. and then not only do you succeed and walk out of it alive, but also with a bestseller, millions in your bank account AND immortality AND the knowledge that your annoying human ass was somehow the one thing that made that 500+ year old predator so mad that he broke his lifetime vow to never turn anyone. AND, on top of that, you’re out of the CLOSET.

the interview with the vampire cast are so funny about their characters they’re like

jacob anderson talking about louis: he is me i am him there is no separation

sam reid talking about lestat: that is my close personal friend lestat and i am also his lawyer providing his professional statements on the events taking place

assad zaman talking about armand: every time i get on set i get possessed for a few hours and wake up in my dressing room. also he’s a freak and wants that young old man bad

eric bogosian talking about daniel: i’ve always wanted to be a vampire also [spoiler spoiler spoiler]

that's how it feels to read Lestat's and Nicki's argument in the theatre

*snoopy-fies your vampires*

it’s been precisely 5000 years since i’ve used tumblr, forgive me.

Made a comic from @vivienne1996′s hilarious text post.

my coven is claudia