“i Almost Ate My Nephew, Lestat”

in my head lestat is driving around in first gen ford mustang during his rockstar era

can we share a smoke together after homoerotically beating each other to a bloody mess

your fascinating boy

guys should I start drawing dm smuts, would that get me out of art block...

— David Cronenberg, Consumed

if daniel molloy doesn't make a "you kiss your mother with that mouth?" joke in s3 i'm going to crash out

devil's minion fanfics so good i'm having trouble going back to reading tvl

ATTENTION ARTISTS OF TUMBLR

since tumblr is going to start scraping blogs to train ai be sure to glaze and nightshade your art!! Not only will both of these programs protect your art from being copied but nightshade also poisons any ai that tries to steal it

here is some more info on these tools and where you can download them:

Nightshade: Protecting Copyright (uchicago.edu)

Nightshade: Downloads (uchicago.edu)

Glaze - What is Glaze (uchicago.edu)

Glaze - Downloads (uchicago.edu)

season 3 predictions

lestat laying nicki down on the wolfkiller cloak in front of a fire and proceeding to bang the depression out of him, and they live happily ever after in their little paris apartment

crazy face to make at one half of the couple you’re impromptu divorce lawyering for after you’ve just exposed seventy years worth of his lies including but not limited to aiding abetting and directing the death of two beautiful lesbians one of which was sort of his stepdaughter also btw this couple is comprised of nuclear warheads in the shape of beautiful men and you sort of had a thing with both of them that one time in the seventies when you thought you were going to get high and your dick sucked but instead got saw-trapped by a renegade botticelli angel with all mental illnesses in the dsm-5 and a couple others we haven’t categorized yet. daniel molloy you will live forever