I Just Love The Idea Of Logan Being The History Teacher At The School. Just Picture Him, Walking Into

I just love the idea of Logan being the history teacher at the school. Just picture him, walking into the class ten minutes late with a mug of coffee that he pours whiskey into looking already done with everyone and everything. But it's not like he hates the students or hates the subjects.

No, not at all, he just hates most of the historical figures he has to talk about. Why? Because he has met most of them in some way or another and, most times than not, are on his shit list The class is less of a history lesson and more of passionate rants on how Stonewall Jackson was an absolute fucking asshole and the worst poker player he has ever seen.

God forbid any of the students try to debate with him about certain events because guess what? He was there! There is no winning against him!

While most teachers spend hours and hours trying to look for first-person documents or eyewitness accounts, Logan just recalls his own experiences and has his students write papers on it.

When he isn't out fighting people or drinking at a bar, he spends hours emailing history textbook writers pointing out all the inaccuracies in the books as well as pointing out the clear biases in the texts. It got so bad to the point that many history textbook providers refuse to give the school any books fearing of getting more angry emails.

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9 months ago

Do you know what I need? I need a fanfic focused on Wolverine and Captain America during World War Two. Picture it, newbie overexcited Steve doing his best to represent the US overseas and already battle hardened Logan committing war crimes left and right with his Canadian comrades.

Steve: It's so nice of you and your unit to be throwing food over to the enemy side. We'll be able to gain their trust and maybe convince them to surrender!

Logan *chuckling*: There won't be much to convince once we start throwing grenades.

Steve: Start throwing what? 😰


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1 year ago

Stop flirting challenge (impossible)

5 months ago

"When I joined the militia I had promised myself to kill one Fascist - after all, if each of us killed one they would soon be extinct."

-George Orwell (Homage to Catalonia, 1970)


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1 year ago

I have the transmasc urge to become a cowboy

1 year ago

Trans masc Will Graham

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1 year ago

I can not describe the amount of gender envy this man gives me:

I Can Not Describe The Amount Of Gender Envy This Man Gives Me:
I Can Not Describe The Amount Of Gender Envy This Man Gives Me:
I Can Not Describe The Amount Of Gender Envy This Man Gives Me:

All I want is to be a boy riding a motorcycle, hunt, and kick ass in the end of the world! Life is always so cruel 😞

4 months ago

Can someone tell me everything is going to be okay? I don't care if you like, just please, someone, anyone, just tell me everything will be okay.


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6 months ago

You know when I said I wanted to be an X-men...I didn't mean it like this 😭


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9 months ago

this fucking guy

This Fucking Guy
This Fucking Guy

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