Today, On This Fateful Day In Sex Ed, I Have To Teach 25 9th Graders How To Put Condoms On Wooden Dicks

Tae Takemi, aka Doc, is here to heal your wounds whether you like it or not! She specializes in using surgical throwing needles and wields a sniper rifle that doubles her crit chance. Her skills include Ice, Curse, and a multitude of healing spells.

Her persona, Metrodora, was an author from ancient Greece who wrote one of the oldest living medical texts in history, On the Diseases and Cures for Women. Aside from her work, however, very little is known about the woman, her personal life shrouded in mystery. However, the legacy she left behind is still being referenced to this day, and it must be stated that she was a physician who was well read and studied during a period that predominantly centered around men.

Go check out the Inkipedia, kid. I got so much hope and this happen.

OH MY GOD!

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Very funny, Nintendo

Very Funny

YOU SON OF A B*TCH AND A**HOLE COMBINED

Survival is always much more important than saving your coworkers.

HEY TUMBLR @staff, DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!!

INSANE, RIGHT!??

THESE SPAMBOTS LITERALLY HAVE

P 0 R N

ON THEIR FREAKING PROFILES.

AM I MAD??? YES, I'M MAD. LITERALLY TRYING NOT TO SWEAR RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I JUST KNOW @staff ARE GOING TO BLACKLIST THIS POST FROM NOT GETTING THE ATTENTION IT DESERVES.

@staff, WHY ARE YOU LITERALLY DOING NOTHING ABOUT THESE BOTS?? FIRST, THERE WERE THE EMPTY PROFILES WITH NONSENSICAL DESCRIPTIONS, THEN THE PRIVATE MESSAGES WITH LINKS TO SHADY P 0 R N SITES, AND NOW THIS.

AM I A PRUDE? SURE. DEBATABLE. BUT I SURE AS HECK DON'T GO ON TUMBLR TO SEE LITERAL P 0 R N ON MY DASHBOARD. AND I MOST CERTAINLY DON'T GO ON TUMBLR TO GET THESE STUPID BOTS FOLLOWING ME AND ASSAULTING MY EYES WITH $ E X ACTS IN THEIR TOP POSTS.

@staff, LITERALLY HOW HARD IS IT TO PUT LIKE MORE COMPLICATED CAPTCHAS OR SOMETHING THAT MAKE IT HARDER FOR PEOPLE TO MAKE SPAMBOT ACCOUNTS??? I KNOW I'M NOT WELL-VERSED IN BOT DETECTION SOFTWARE OR WHATEVER BUT IF THERE'S ANYONE WHO SHOULD, IT'S YOU!!! HAVE SOMEONE ON YOUR FREAKING TEAM TO DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF PETE

LITERALLY ABOUT TO REBLOG THIS TO ALL MY BLOGS AT THIS POINT BECAUSE ALL OF THEM ARE GETTING BOTS LIKE THIS WHO ARE FOLLOWING THEM AND LIKING THEIR POSTS.

SPREAD THE WORD

This... is an accident, I swear!

Well then, Gulliver.

Let’s see how valuable you are to your crew exactly.

more sneasler (angry cat) ingo babyyyyyy

not good at explaining my own silly thoughts… but im thinking like. pla style. mans ingo goes missing for around 6-7 months, not due to him being sent to the past, but rather him getting roped in a chain of experiments attempting to create the ultimate pokemon/human fusion or something weird lol bottom line is he goes poof and comes back built different. hes not the only one, either. dozens of missing persons cases seem to have simultaneously been solved around the world after whoever their captive was decided to release them to fend for themselves. Weirdly enough, all these cases seem to coincide with the mysterious mass disappearance of powerful pokemon trainers that shook the globe a good half a year back.

now theres some weird fuckin lookin pokemon just wandering around this mf, wearing old, raggedy human clothing belonging to missing people who show some eerily human mannerisms, nobody really knows whats going on, but after this little sneasel finds its way to his and his brother’s secret hangout spot, wearing his brother’s hat and coat, and using chalk to write out his name on the asphalt (rather shittily, thanks to a lack of thumbs), Emmet instantly knows something really fuckin weird is going downtown. And that this weird shapeshifting cat is his brother. Hes mostly just happy to see him again. With a hint of unbridled rage bubbling up at the realization that “WHO DID THIS TO YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? I WILL START BITING PEOPLE” or whatevs lol. It’s up to them to try and figure out what is going on, how to stop this from happening again, and to find those responsible to turn him and everyone else back human again.

idk i just want an excuse to draw good ol peepaw as an angry cat lol and it got out of my hands real quick…

Revali how many days have you been living at the castle that now you don’t even know who the prince is HUH?!