FEAR THE MIGHTY ROLLER MAIN!!!!

Survival is always much more important than saving your coworkers.

As someone who is not Japanese and make/accept random friend request, I’m quite shocked that I accidentally stumbled into a Private Lobby full of Japanese squids and octos! Not only they didn’t kick me out, they put me into teams and not spectate! We squid/octo-party, waving, suicidal jumping and competing!

Imagine, after Akari discovers a way to return home and tells Ingo, he agrees to accompany her as it’s not safe to travel such a dangerous track alone. He informs the Pearl Clan of his  decision, Irida is saddened to say goodbye but understanding of his choice to return to the time he came from. Then Ingo tells his Lady Sneaseler…

He expects her to be upset by his choice, after all she had done form him. Saving his life in the icelands, giving him a purpose among the Pearl Clan, becoming his closest friend in a way that reminded him so much of those warm purple flames that haunt his memory.

Instead of anger or betrayal, she just nods, before turning away and climbing up the mountain. Ingo is left standing alone in the cold wind as he watches her ascent. He then straightens up, tugs his cap down over his eyes, and returns to Jubilife Village.

Hours later, as they’re all saying their final goodbyes before Akari summons Arceus, Ingo can’t help but glance toward the mountains after every hug or handshake. Irida tries to comfort him, assuring she’ll make absolutely sure that whoever fills his position will take the best care of Lady Sneasler and her kits.

It’s then that the clawed Noble of the Highlands makes her appearance, accompanied by some of her mature sneasel offspring and her basket clearly carrying something heavy within it. Ingo is surprised but grateful to see her one last time.

Except it’s not the last time at all, as Lady Sneaseler hands her eldest kit a razor claw and then joins Ingo beside Akari as every one watchers her kit evolve into the next Pearl Noble of the highlands.

After the initial shock Ingo quickly realized what this all meant and is so very moved that she would choose to stay beside her warden. He asks if she’s sure, as while he can’t remember the details of his home, he knows it’s dramatically different from Hisui and she may become the only one of her kind. She just smirks and opens her basket to reveal her latest clutch of eggs, safely secured in enough fur, feathers, and foliage for a safe travel to their new home.

And so, this is how just a few weeks later, after finally being reunited at long last with his brother, Emmet got to experiance the joy of being severely poisoned by a half dozen tiny purring sneaslets.

BEST “The Connection Is Unstable” MOMENT EVER!

I like to think that Bayonetta and Samus have the same shoe size, so they hang out and swap Dangerous Footwear sometimes.

Happy New Year!!!

2022!!!

Excuse me, Nintendo?

What the hell do you think you are doing? 

Why do you have to induced tears for both teams? 

You sadistic motherf***er

GREETINGS LESBIANS I had a headcanon that post side order pearl misses being a drone in the simulation because in there she could fly, so marina builds her a lifesize pearlbot she can pilot in her swim form and she gets the zoomies and flies around the house with it narrowly missing crashing into several lamps

This is so pure~! I really thought that he was picked in a basic recruitment or some sort but

He is a son of a gardener that works for them. Got caught when he watched them practicing. Eventually got recruited.

The facial expressions is too wholesome that I just can’t explain.