Dr-houses-left-buttcheek - My Name's Nico

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So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.

Needless to say, I noticed.

danger days mcr as “get in loser, we’re going shopping” from mean girls(2004)

HELP WHY DO I HAVE MY PERSONAL TRANSLATOR

Btw the quote was "You know what Saša? Go fuck yourself"

all Czechs know how to do is get drunk, complain about everything, quote Pelíšky and lie

OKAY THAT SOUNDS COOL, DO YOU WANT SOME COLA AND CHIPS WITH IT?? Also who's your favourite hello kitty character????

GUYS I CAN FINALLY POST AGAIN WOO ILL RESPOND TO EVERYONE SOON

yk my anxious dumbass thought i got banned or sum

IM SO PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO EAT SWEETS AND CHOCOLATE BUT THERE ARE NONE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOVIANS: GET IN THE TARDIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRAB YOUR SWIMSUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOMESTUCK

Ain't that the guy from dummeshi

I was playing Pokémon with my 9yo nephew and I said something abt how “oh this is a legendary Pokémon I don’t think it has a gender” and he said “well wait isn’t dragon type a gender??” Like you know what dude fuck it sure is