VESELOU ZKOUŠKU SIRÉN

Make it 205!

*cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you cums in you*

IT'S WORM WEDNESDAY MY DUDES

Happy Worm Wednesday everyone, today I will *checks notes* turn into a worm and DM my girlfriend

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

Searching for the "kudos" everytime my favourite local couple does something cute, forgetting this is real life and not a fanfic

I'm czech but I had my first beer at 8 and started getting drunk around 12 ^^

Dear Russians ,

I have a sincere question.

....

IS IT F🍺KING TRUE U GUYS DRINK AT THE AGE OF 13 ?!?!

HELP WHY DO I HAVE MY PERSONAL TRANSLATOR

Btw the quote was "You know what Saša? Go fuck yourself"

all Czechs know how to do is get drunk, complain about everything, quote Pelíšky and lie

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

GGZ Himeko: *staring in disbelief*

PE Himeko: *head in hand* oh my fucking god....

Mavuika: *holding back laughter*

CE Himeko: Girl. When we said "self destructive spiral required" THIS IS NOT WHAT WE MEANT!

HSR Himeko: *covered in hickeys and hiding the crushing loneliness and the insanely toxic situationship with Kafka as much as possible* I don't see what you're talking about.