Fuck I Love Physical Intimacy.

The girls too

do you have a crush on me? have you had a crush on me? will you have a crush on me? when will you have a crush on me?

Hadejte kdo dal vypoved sefovi Sašovi hlaskou z pelisku

all Czechs know how to do is get drunk, complain about everything, quote Pelíšky and lie

sex was definitely better pre 9/11 whenever they added all that tsa bullshit they ruined sex too i know this

Why am I getting an ad for an 11 years old movie

We should fuck, order food and then nap together

breaking into the houses of beautiful women to steal their razors and whisper subliminal messages to them so they stop shaving their body hair

So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.

Needless to say, I noticed.