Chris Evans As Steve Rogers/Captain America In The Marvel Cinematic Universe

Real estate agent: this house was built in 1784 and is filled with demons!!!

White ppl:

this is the new definition of what lesbian means

me: pls talk to me pls !!pls pls!!!

me: *can't hold a conversation*

me: *has nothing interesting to say*

me: *is bad at replying*

me: pls :) talkto me

Lights Up (2019) Harry Styles

Supernatural Title Cards (Seasons 1-15)

Mysterio: The next person to say “mood”, “same”, or “me” after I make a threat will be thrown out of the nearest window onto solid concrete.

Peter: Mood.

MJ: Same.

Ned: Me.

Quinten: Well, well, well, if it isn’t Spider-Man…

Peter: But it is me.

Quinten: No, it’s an expression.

Peter: Your villain tricks won’t work on me.

@ChrisEvans Kinda stole Dodger’s color scheme on set today.

New Yorker 1, on his deathbed: b..bada bing...

New Yorker 2, crying: bada boom.. bada.. boom..