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Hetalia Characters as Quotes from my Theatre Experiences

Italy: *plays out of tune guitar* “that was a c.”

Germany: “Make ballet masculine.”

Japan: “Salvation and greetings to you all.”

Romano: “Why are you holding a guitar it IS THE NEXT SCENE.”

Prussia: “Can I have some whiskey in this scene?”

Spain: “The first scene I’m in and I’m already stealing food.”

America: “Spoiler alert! You’re a nerd!”

Canada: “Spoiler alert! You read comics too.”

France: “You can call me daddy anything.”

England: “I’ve successfully broken into my own home.”

China: “Come check your boyfriend’s pants.”

Russia: “You may be wondering: where is my water bottle?”

Ukraine: “Removing your boobs? Okay.”

Belarus: “I do it to show dominance. Duh.”

Hungary: “ALPHA WOMAN.”

Austria: “I will pay you to stop playing We Are Number One.”

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to Naruto run past you again?”

— APH America to Japan, probably.

So when I was at my sibling cross country banquet, some kid got a bag of venison and a rock as a trophy. I love my school.

So today, in math, some kid handed me 54 straws.

One time in elementary school, a teacher was a bag of mm's for Halloween, but her costume was a trash bag with Eminem's face taped all over it, and she asked our class what we thought she was and I blurted out "White trash" and that's the story of how I almost got a detention in the 3rd grade.

“You can excel at all levels “ …

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