Nordics As Things I Say To Friends.

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My parents don’t even expect anything from me, and I’m still a let down.

— Iceland, probably

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

Even Daffy Isn’t Sure Anymore

Have a tough week? Grab a drink, take a seat, and enjoy this indulgent-yet-plausible Sukka headcanon presented entirely in Star Wars memes…

(The internet has already overused this format anyway, so I’m going to be lazy and use it twice.)

“Suki, do the thing!”

toddler Varrick: *taking notes*

Edit: Here’s the sequel to this post, but in Marvel memes.

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So some kid just got friend zoned and my friend, Steven, just starts chanting “ONE OF US! ONE OF US!”

turns out there’s a secret society of friend zoned boys in our school. They legit talk about how lonely they are