Do you take submissions for incorrect quotes or do you just make them up on your own?
I’ve happy to take submissions for incorrect quotes but I usually make them myself!
Zuko: I want to die
Katara: I want to kill someone
*Both glance at each other*
Katara: I’m going to… check on Appa
Zuko: And I’m going… to go do some sword practice
Aang: Have fun!
*One second later*
Aang, running after them: No, wait!
Pansy, crying: Oh my God, I must look like a mess right now.
Draco, reaching into his pocket: Here.
Draco: Have some concealer.
Ruffnut: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.
Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.
*Dagur is cooking*
Fishlegs: Any chance that’s for me?
Dagur: It’s for Astrid and Hiccup. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Heather: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Sokka, flirting with Suki: Cause I’m a badass, Princess.
Suki: You’re a badass princess?
Sokka: What? No, no, no.
Sokka: There is a comma!
Astrid: You need to man up.
Tuffnut: Man up? That's sexist.
Tuffnut: I'm sOrRy bUt I DoN't sEe GeNdEr, SIr.
Astrid: Hiccup, we need to talk.
Hiccup: Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
She/HerHarry Potter; How To Train Your Dragon; Marvel; AtLA; Throne of Glass; The Dragon Prince; ACOTAR
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