We Are The Daughters Of Parents Who Should Not Have Had Kids

Ew, worst weed ever

this weed tastes like the lake I nearly drowned in as a kid

"baz would bottle simon's sweat and wear it like cologne' neither canon nor true, perhaps. a more accurate statement: under the correct circumstances (pickled in yearnings the likes of which no mere mortal has ever achieved before) i think baz COULD bottle simon's sweat and wear it like cologne'

I am not above begging on my knees

Hey Snowbaz fandom!!

How would you like a canon divergent carry on AU where Lucy didn't die, took Simon with her to California, and raised him as a single mother there. Then stuff happens, and Simon finds himself in Watford, hating England and everyone he meets.

Simon, who was raised by Lucy, who knows how to control his magic, who has an American accent and is incredibly tan from the California sun. Baz doesn't know how to handle himself.

They fall in love as they work to avenge their mothers deaths.

they are swimming around ur blog

I love the internet i got into an arguement with this 28 year old white person and they put a satanic hex on me when they were losing. This surpasses all other twitter beef