djcadence28
19 | Very new to Tumblr, still figuring things out | I’m just here to simp for my beloveds
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I am so deathly afraid about the thieves possibly dying in a future SM episode. Like one time I legit cried from thinking about the possibility (Yes I get that attached to my blorbo's). Cus if they die canonly then first of all my heart is gonna be Thanos snapped and secondly I feel like as a result everyone's gonna have them die in there own AU's and I don't want to watch my babies die 100 diffrent times 😭
They are not dying. I do not consent for this to happen/j
this was funnier in my head
this was funnier in my head
CHERRYBOY RIOT
I heard in the news today that a couple of thieves tried to rob a woman's house while she was sleeping and she woke up not because of the noise they were making but because of their skink of sweat.
And all I can think about now is this exact same thing with Lila and the thieves.
prison shenanigans
"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"
he's squishy
reminder to make a sexyman fancam with the pretty fly for a white guy song
sure okay.
She Shiga on my Raki till I Tomura
DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY
Some yandere bob and spooky month shit posting
M/n: "don't touch that! That's my grandmas!" Bob: " 'ThAt'S mY GrAnDmA'S' I ATE MY GRANDMA!"
ross: "this is were I saw the blood from my dad before he got kidnapped" Roy: "cowabummer"
june: "why are you gay?" M/n: "who says I'm gay?" *June looks at m/n then to bob who isn’t a cannibal right now* June: "you are gay"
M/n: “god damnit….WHERES MY LEG?!!!” *bob shoving m/n’s chopped off leg into his fridge before m/n sees*
Lila: “I don’t think you should that bob” m/n: “why? He’s pretty charming” *lila looking over m/n’s shoulder seeing bob drag a body bag behind the boy & grill*
m/n: “you kill him then you get no hanky panky” *bob drops the knife as the victim runs away*
(The first chapter is out if you haven’t please go see it l hopefully I can get this to turn this into a Yandere spooky month series)
Will you eat?
Y/N trying to flirt with Bob while Bob is going to eat Y/N
it's super effective!
Locking bob up in a cage for his c r i m e s,but I'll let him go if he hugs/kisses me/j
Comic request from TikTok!
(inspired by @enderpearlll fic)
POV: bob got inside y/n's house and found their photos and documents
Tender Lovin’ Cannibal in a nutshell.
"Most of you will pass but his swagless looks and loser behaviours captivated me. He is cringefail he is babygirl he's adorable and loves animals and I think he deserves a smash as a treat"
Eat this valentine's promo my children
Every year I return to this man haha💕
am i an official Bob fanartist or nah🥺
Shane with some floofs!
I married Sebastian, but Shane’s my best friend, so I’d want him to be the god-father. So, once again Shane gets saddled with god-fatherhood of a kid that looks like it could be his.
Some JojaMart scribbles
What if I motorboat the man’s honga chonga humabalooz?
[U could say he's a little tired of people grabbing his absolute massive scrumptious humongous mouth watering honga gongas]
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He’s so silly, just a hungry guy, a silly hungry guy I love him,