Albert Wesker is Raccoon City’s most notorious villain, calm, calculated, endlessly dramatic, and constantly rambling about complete global saturation. He’s known for causing chaos with a smirk, and not even the best heroes have managed to bring him down.
Enter Leon S. Kennedy. Rookie officer. Bright-eyed, golden-hearted, fresh out of the academy. One day, while on a standard patrol with Chris and Jill, chaos erupts (again), and Wesker shows up mid-heist or mayhem, monologuing away.
At first, Wesker is locked in his usual verbal sparring with Chris and Jill… until he notices someone new standing just behind them. A rookie. A very pretty rookie.
And just like that, Wesker’s got a new obsession.
What follows is a series of increasingly “coincidental” encounters. Wesker causing chaos in the city, Leon somehow always on the scene. Unfortunate timing? Maybe. Stalking? Definitely. But Leon doesn’t need to know that.
Cue the shameless flirting, dramatic face-offs and a very confused Leon.
Bonus: when another villain dares to kidnap Leon? Wesker goes berserk. No one touches what's his.
(If there is already a fic like this, tell me pls)
I just wanna give him a spa day… face mask… massages… all of it…
not a single thought in his head
miracle painting something something show time
i hope leon gets another obsessive ex boyfriend type antagonist like krauser.
still do enjoy a good simmons/leon dynamic, but the sheer madness of metaltango. need a crazy bitch like jack again.
one that'd ask, "how far do you squirt?" while trying to rip out leon's throat.
the toxic yaoi potential with whiskey dilf leon? listen to me.
「キノコが生えてる!!」
「キノコが生えてる?」
I just made this, lol
Keeping up with the Kennedys 🤨
I know this is an invincible reference but I’ve never actually seen it. it’s just a little funny imo
Anyway I’ve started writing it. I might make it a full video or smth (I have NEVER made a video b4 much less a video essay but I’m sure it’s easy [🫡] and totally not complicated or hard) but!!! Anyway I’m working on it and if anyone wants to donate their secret knowledge abt the game pls drop ur knowledge in my inbox and PLEASE include a source!!
One of these days I’m gonna crack and make a full essay on DREAMBBQ bc it’s just such an interesting game that I’d love to dissect and pull apart and maybe even find a meaning along the way (ik it’s surreal and that part of surrealism is its loss of meaning but as an enjoyer of content I would like to find some meaning in the work, canon or not!!!)
writing prologues is so HARD. Sigh. siiiiiiigh
But I have to deliver…… I gotta get this out for my fellow weskennedy readers
One of these days I’m gonna crack and make a full essay on DREAMBBQ bc it’s just such an interesting game that I’d love to dissect and pull apart and maybe even find a meaning along the way (ik it’s surreal and that part of surrealism is its loss of meaning but as an enjoyer of content I would like to find some meaning in the work, canon or not!!!)
Encountered this hilarious team last night that wore identical hats and weapons. They didn’t fight or anything, covered 0.0% turf, and just danced around. They simply wished to entertain and succeeded as I was laughing the whole time.
Chain’s reaction to this battle: