Me When The Game Has Themes Of Failing Bodily Autonomy And Disregarded Consent And The Horrors Of Having

stemmed from a thing I saw on tiktok

INTRO POST

This is an ask blog for an indulgent AU called the Nth Dimensional Interdimensional Starbucks au. Also just called the Interdimensional Starbucks au. The Interdimensional Starbucks is a sub-space created within the monolith that orbited the planets. It features David Bowman as a 24/7 Starbucks barista who doesn't get paid, and HAL 9000, the sentient coffee machine and David's companion (lover??). Everything went smoothly at first, until Frank Poole showed up. All hell broke loose as more and more AIs from different realities showed up to take a spot in the singular Starbucks. David Bowman copes (see: tries to) with the influx of ridiculous orders from ridiculous characters. Hal provides commentary of varying degrees of helpfulness. Frank's here too. Hijinks ensue. Literally every AI you can think of, and some extra people to boot. MOD INFO BELOW (pictures)

[Image ID: Monolith (TMA-1) | they/them | Most least sane mod]

[Image ID: Mod David | he/they | The only mod that can program]

[Image ID: Mod Hal | she/he | The only mod that gets shit for colonialism even though the others did it too]

happy birthday to me :))

Any and all Gordon Freeman’s experience the loss of his very large and impressive Hatsune Miku collection.

He got dragged by Ashley to a karaoke 🎤🎶

Doodle

They are pathetic

I just made this, lol

give me like. 10 days I’ll figure smth out

You know that "I'm not calling you a good boy that meeting was shit" meme? I could honestly see a version of that where it's Leon and Wesker, where Leon goes "I'm not calling you daddy Albert you threatened to kill that guy".

That just came to mind and I have to share it.

LMAO I cackled when I read this, you're so right

If anyone with art or editing skills brings this to life, please send it to me immediately!

Thank you for sharing, anon 🙏🏻

btw in regards to my “Leon was just a boy” post I do NOT enjoy character infantilization!!! He is a grown ass man!! Not a little baby boy!! I will call him my baby boy as a JOKE!!!! As a HUMOR!!!!!!!!! my meow meow is a grown ass man and I accept this as part of him because it’s COOL AND AWESOME and please capcom let me write his character I can do it I’ll give him a real arc instead of whatever you’ve been doing for 20 years please