Interviewer: What Are The Fans [in Japan] Like? Are They..?

UM HI, very sorry to interrupt your casual scrolling, but I am in need of band pickup lines. It does not matter how bad they are, they're great

Currently on a quest to make metal band themed Valentine's Day cards because I adore how stupid they are, any band is fine

You'll be credited with the line in the info I put under my edits (on the actual text on the post, not in the tags or on the actual image)

Will tag you in the replies of the post if you're interested in seeing how it came out :)

Note from the future: This is always open, I'll be happy to make more cards, lol. I know you're hesitating, person who's reading it. Do it. I promise, it's okay, you're not bothering anyone. It's a good thing. Do it.

Mick: If Ozzy thinks he's radical by biting the heads off of doves, I'm going to chainsaw the head off a pig!

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I'm trying to figure out how tumblr works, don't mind me

What's the color thing woah

What does it look like with a double space

Woah extra stuff ooooo JSHSJAKKA hi

Bdjskka WOAH FONTS

And space thing

Bullet pint

Numbers

More

Other font

Thing

Haha

Anyways hi, I'm Dysti

Bruce: He's Brian. *points to a fake bird on his shoulder*

Bruce: I'm Maiden.

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(Hopefully) Obscure Band Facts

The Diamond Head song "Am I Evil?" was referenced in Lords of Chaos, a film about the black metal band Mayhem, in a scene where two of the band's members, Euronymous and Varg Vikernes, were burning down a church. In the scene, Euronymous asked, "Am I evil?", which was followed by the two shouting "Yes I am!" in chorus.

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Interviewer: Who could eat the most pancakes? You or Glenn Danzig?

Jerry: Uhhh, well, definitely me, I think.

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You seem to be a very interesting person are you the friendly type

Guys, I'm pretty sure this bot just detected Kirk as a woman, that's kind of funny, hdjsjs

Few likes, sent the same ask to multiple people, all the people they followed appear to be women, no one else they followed looks like they do band fandom stuff, they have way more people they followed than anything else

I just wanted to know what music they liked, I'm disappointed </3

Interviewer: Do you have any plans at all for the future?

Jello: Um...I'll probably go to sleep tonight.

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How similar is your music taste to Cliff Burton?

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Psst psst, this is just a thought right now, but. Metallica fanzine?

Note for people who may not know, just realized that's possible: a fanzine is just a fanmade magazine

It sounds kind of fun to make one, especially with 72 Seasons coming soon as a deadline, and I think it could be interesting to have a focus on small contributions of whatever from whoever: comments, art/doodles, favorite lyrics, fun stories, etc, literally anything. Just a general concept of being inclusive to anyone's contributions no matter what they are

Though, of course, this does require for there to be an anyone—so psst, that is you if you have any interest whatsoever!! If there's enough people interested to make it work, stuff will happen over on @metallica-zine; if not, I'll just delete the sideblog and no harm will be done except to my poor lonely heart

Don't usually ask, but reblogs are very much appreciated!

EDIT: Yes, it is happening!