Metallica Debates On How Many Times They Should Fuck Your Mother

Interviewer: Cliff Burton, the bassist extraordinaire for the heavy metal—extremely heavy metal—band Metallica. So...

Cliff: *Lead drunkard.

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Kirk Hammett - (lyrics from) Halo On Fire

Created June 14, 2022

Please ask for permission and credit me if used somewhere public, thanks <3

Jello: We've done...what, four songs now, or..?

Klaus: Your mother. *smiles*

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I dont even know which blogs which anymore man you have like four of them and i'm dyslexic

HE HE, I have 5 actually :P

I recognize them by color and/or function rather than by name (yellow=used to be for band but it's also my main blog so slkdjfls; green=reblogs; blue=where I say things of relative value; orange=fanzine transcriptions, rarely used; pink=abandoned but it used to be for extreme sorting of reblogs)

(Hopefully) Obscure Band Facts

Dave Mustaine has had a stuffed bear called Hanley since at least August 7, 2016. Hanley also appears sitting on Dave's bed in a video on Dave's YouTube channel, meaning Dave likely took Hanley along on the 2022 Metal Tour of the Year. Below is an image of Hanley taken from a post on Dave's Twitter account.

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Mick: If Ozzy thinks he's radical by biting the heads off of doves, I'm going to chainsaw the head off a pig!

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I CANNOT BELIEVE I HAVEN'T BEEN FOLLOWING YOU WHAT THE HELLL??? Ur so cool just sayin'

THANK YOU!! That makes me really happy to hear :))

Band themed Valentine's Day cards (1)

Created February 11th, 12th, and 13th, 2022

I will 100% be doing more of these; the lack of variety of the people in what I have so far disappoints me, and I still have a couple lines extra to finish. This is only really being posted now because I want to post this before Valentines Day is over in the UK, lol

The line "Are you ready to ride the lightning?" is credited to anonymous

Please credit me if used somewhere public, but feel free to send it to friends or anything like that as long as you don't claim you made it <3

The multiple times I've turned people's hair pink

Created June 9, June 14, June 27, September 3, September 5, and December 25, 2021

Please credit me if used in public, we wouldn't want your hair to mysteriously turn pink too :)