Bruce: If You Had Six Eyes, It Was Okay, But Unless You Were A Six Eyed Monster From The Planet Of Klooth,

Band themed Valentine's Day cards (1)

Created February 11th, 12th, and 13th, 2022

I will 100% be doing more of these; the lack of variety of the people in what I have so far disappoints me, and I still have a couple lines extra to finish. This is only really being posted now because I want to post this before Valentines Day is over in the UK, lol

The line "Are you ready to ride the lightning?" is credited to anonymous

Please credit me if used somewhere public, but feel free to send it to friends or anything like that as long as you don't claim you made it <3

Bruce: But Cyanide, man, that track, that has got legs on it and balls and everything else.

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Gar's hair...on a gar

Created January 5, 2022

Please credit me if used somewhere public or else I'll stab you with the gar, it can probably be used as a weapon, I think

Voooooted

Could i get the worst possible Jay you can crank out for the occasion, i mean the absolutely crappiest one, no effort whatsoever, the smaller he is the better

Not even Jay but J >:]

(I HAD TO DO THE COLOR.......green is who he is to me)

The multiple times I've turned people's hair pink

Created June 9, June 14, June 27, September 3, September 5, and December 25, 2021

Please credit me if used in public, we wouldn't want your hair to mysteriously turn pink too :)

Children of Bodom loves you :D

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(Hopefully) Obscure Band Facts

Cliff Burton never learned how to swim.

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Interviewer: When was [the live album] recorded?

Joey: It was this past New Year's Eve at the Rainbow. It's a double album with a fifty page picture book included.

Interviewer: Really?

Joey: Nah.

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Someone: Where'd you get that shirt, man?

Dave: Actually...I got it at my closet.

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Alexi describes Janne's piano playing

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