Bruce: Okay, Let's Talk About Life Insurance.

I'm trying to figure out how tumblr works, don't mind me

What's the color thing woah

What does it look like with a double space

Woah extra stuff ooooo JSHSJAKKA hi

Bdjskka WOAH FONTS

And space thing

Bullet pint

Numbers

More

Other font

Thing

Haha

Anyways hi, I'm Dysti

Jello: We've done...what, four songs now, or..?

Klaus: Your mother. *smiles*

Source (7:40)

Bruce: We used to all walk around and sacrifice a couple of goats first, you know, the usual thing.

Source (6:38)

Wow um, meant to reblog this at the start of the month and now it's...February 11th, so whoops on that, but this still applies!

UM HI, very sorry to interrupt your casual scrolling, but I am in need of band pickup lines. It does not matter how bad they are, they're great

Currently on a quest to make metal band themed Valentine's Day cards because I adore how stupid they are, any band is fine

You'll be credited with the line in the info I put under my edits (on the actual text on the post, not in the tags or on the actual image)

Will tag you in the replies of the post if you're interested in seeing how it came out :)

Note from the future: This is always open, I'll be happy to make more cards, lol. I know you're hesitating, person who's reading it. Do it. I promise, it's okay, you're not bothering anyone. It's a good thing. Do it.

(Hopefully) Obscure Band Facts

In 2019, four spider species were discovered and named after Bruce Dickinson (Iron Maiden singer), Rick Allen (Def Leppard drummer), Klaus Meine (Scorpions singer), and André Matos (Angra singer) by Christina Rheims.

Source

Interviewer: Right, John?

Bruce: Yes, John.

Source (2:23)

(Hopefully) Obscure Band Facts

The Diamond Head song "Am I Evil?" was referenced in Lords of Chaos, a film about the black metal band Mayhem, in a scene where two of the band's members, Euronymous and Varg Vikernes, were burning down a church. In the scene, Euronymous asked, "Am I evil?", which was followed by the two shouting "Yes I am!" in chorus.

Source (51:59), Alt Source

wait, is it possible to ask myself stuff?

APPARENTLY YOU CAN ASK YOURSELF QUESTIONS, THIS SHOULD NOT BE SO FUNNY TO ME, HELP

Dave: A lot of the bands are in just to get laid, and you know, that's...

Jeff: And that's what they are gonna get, just get laid.

Dave: They'll get the last three letters of it too.

Source (10:14)

Cliff with a flower crown

Created February 10, 2022

Happy birthday, Cliff, and thank you for what you've done for Metallica, bass, metal, and music in general. You'll always be missed.

Please credit me if used somewhere public or something, um hi 🔪