James: Oh My God, James Slammed A Door, And Now He's Weeping In The Corner In The Fetal Position.

Interviewer: Where did Judas Priest start?

KK: At the beginning, I think.

Source (1:13)

Bruce?

More like Bluce

Bruce: *points to Dave* This is Dave Murray.

Dave: *points to Bruce* This is Bruce Dickinson.

Bruce: *points to himself* This is me.

Interviewer: And I'm Erika, hello.

Bruce: *points to Erika* This is Erika.

Bruce: *points to Erika's ear* This is Erika's earring. *smiles*

Source (11:37)

Wow um, meant to reblog this at the start of the month and now it's...February 11th, so whoops on that, but this still applies!

UM HI, very sorry to interrupt your casual scrolling, but I am in need of band pickup lines. It does not matter how bad they are, they're great

Currently on a quest to make metal band themed Valentine's Day cards because I adore how stupid they are, any band is fine

You'll be credited with the line in the info I put under my edits (on the actual text on the post, not in the tags or on the actual image)

Will tag you in the replies of the post if you're interested in seeing how it came out :)

Note from the future: This is always open, I'll be happy to make more cards, lol. I know you're hesitating, person who's reading it. Do it. I promise, it's okay, you're not bothering anyone. It's a good thing. Do it.

Bruce: He's Brian. *points to a fake bird on his shoulder*

Bruce: I'm Maiden.

Source (3:38)

Gar's hair...on a gar

Created January 5, 2022

Please credit me if used somewhere public or else I'll stab you with the gar, it can probably be used as a weapon, I think

Lars: We're gonna bring a hammer and some nails, right?

Someone: Yeah, why?

Lars: Good.

Source (4:24)

Band themed Valentine's Day cards (4)

Created March 19, 2022

Please credit me if used somewhere public, but feel free to send it to friends or anything like that as long as you don't claim you made it <3

Nardwuar, the interviewer: And who are you?

Kurt: Nardwuar's cousin.

Source (6:36)

Kirk Hammett - (lyrics from) Halo On Fire

Created June 14, 2022

Please ask for permission and credit me if used somewhere public, thanks <3