My Mom Better Get That New Job, Bagel.

My mom better get that new job, bagel.

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4 years ago
One For The Lads

One for the lads

4 years ago

When writing always remember… a character flaw is only a flaw until becomes useful. 

Is your protagonist manipulative? Well that’s awful… until they manipulate the antagonist into making a decision that saves the lives of their friends. 

Is your protagonist a skeptic? Well that’s not good… until someone tries to lie to them. 

Is your protagonist overprotective? That sucks… until someone they love is in danger. 

Is your protagonist remorseless? Well that makes them pretty unlikeable… until a hard decision has to be made. 

4 years ago
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4 years ago

ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.

I’ve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]

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I didn’t realise how much 2 million was and i couldn’t take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.

He’s convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Let’s prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre it’s left in the dust.

You don’t have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so let’s make him suffer with it!!

I’m counting on you!!!

Remember it’s 2,000,000!

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4 years ago

@ all trans people about to attend online school:

@ All Trans People About To Attend Online School:

This will visually remove your deadname from any webpage. Obviously switch it off if your parents wanna check up on your work, but yee here's the link fam!!!! BOOST THIS!!! SEND THIS TO ANY TRANS PERSON YOU KNOW WHO WILL NEED THIS

Deadname Remover
chrome.google.com
An easy to use Google Chrome plugin to automatically remove and replace deadnames

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4 years ago

one time i told a friend “hey we cant be friends anymore if the second you learn my deadname you use it for me.” and then she shut up and never did it again.

4 years ago

hey whites liking posts about racism is less than useless either reblog them and actually help uplift voices of color or just don't bother lol. yes this includes this post because i know i'm not the only bipoc who is sick of the performativity

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Nickname - Dishy/SaltyPronouns - He/him Hi! I’m Dishy, a.k.a Salty. I have a wattpad account by the same name as this one! Thanks for checking this profile out!

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