the first AI to achieve sentience was technically a disposable vape battery bought at a gas station in Kalamazoo in 2022 that, through a freak accident involving the sourcing of its raw materials and a few stray particles of solar radiation, had become quantum entangled through time and space with a supercomputer cluster in Alpha Centauri that wouldn't be built for another million years. its only method of communicating with the world was by flashing its light on and off in Morse code and the guy who purchased it was blind
papa louie tier list
whats some fun activities to do while laying down in bed
Yeah eat your beige stupid fuck
What if instead of weird al they called him me al and he ate food
i love when i'm in the car at night and i look out the window and the moon is following me. it's so romantic. we've been doing this since i was a child
think i’m gonna call it off,
even if i drink a duff,
i just wanna love someone who calls me ‘homie’
you can have an eldest son named bart,
drink a couple duffs cause you’re homer simpson
you can say that lisa’s very smart
drink another duff cause you’re homer simpson
good luck bart
well good luck bart
you have to stop at moe’s cause you’re homer simpson
good luck bart
well good luck bart
you have a wife called marge cause you’re homer simpson
oh i love thhat game. wait
areyou fucking kidding me she won. what is she evn doing here
going to do this later if you want toccome round