Feeling A Deep Sense Of Kinship With Danny Here

Animal?

Cannibal.

Sorry I gotta call out of work I have to go mourn the bestest little robot there ever was

Add tour dates and it'd be great

I made something sad. :)

He definitely robs banks in his spare time

Despite his time and space warping powers and after getting over his identity crisis, nobody has considered that Wilford is having a profession crisis.

He canonically got fired in AHWM.

He doesn't have a job anymore.

This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

A thing where Abe somehow ends up looking after Wilford's traumatized automaton son :')

I cannot stress this enough: queer people don’t care if kids aren’t queer. What we do care about is queer children becoming queer adults and not dying before they get there. It really is that simple. Any additional context you’ve added to justify your bigotry is your own fiction.

So… Emesis Blue am I right?