Thinking VERY Hard About Ángel @bwobgames And Zen Mysmes

RANBOO

I'VE FIGURED YOU OUT

I KNOW THE SECRETS

YOU HAD US FOOLED ALL ALONG

You are part enderman, and part *something*

WELL I KNOW THE TRUTH

That something,.,.,,.,.,IT WAS NEVER A MINECRAFT MOB

YOU WERE ZEN FROM MYSTIC MESSENGER ALL ALONG

The pasty white skin, the red eye, the anime looking fanart, growing increasingly popular for no particular reason, the style, AND MOST CONDEMNENLING STEALING MY GENDER

THE COMPARISONS GO ON FOREVER

/j

Hhhhh I should probably prepare for the DnD game next week, but what am I but a beacon of procrastination waiting until the last minute to set up everything for my players?

SOMETHING SOMETHING SKILLED SWORDSMAN WHO DIES TO PROTECT A STRANGER AND END UP A TIME TRAVELER TO SAVE THEM AND THEIR COUNTRY, AND IS ALSO A CHOSEN ONE BECAUSE SOMEBODY WITH WAY MORE KNOWLEGE THAN THEM FORCED IT UPON THEM

Pretend I didn't forget to post this on tumblr lol

Pretty colour,,,, pretttttttyyyyyyy

I feel so fucking cruel watering the plants and seeing a bunch of little bumblebees swirl around the air in shock like I'm sorry I wouldn't have done that if I knew you were there I'm sorry

Spur of the moment dnd game starting with a joke notes

Just so I don't forget since we may continue

Most this is from memory, will do best to be accurate

Blobbers kissed a worm, and the worms ran off before returning with flowers on their backs

Theo asks to trade and be dm

Blob eats the flowers

Failed constitution saving throw

-10 hp, 8/18 hp remains

Blob gets mad at worms "Bro what the fuck?"

"We are sorry, but you reminded us of somebody. The one we need to return to the forest." The worms explained

Insert confused player blob noises

"She has short brown hair, a purple backpack, and a monkey friend with rainbows. She ran away chased by a bright orange fox with a mask"

Angy player blob noises

Me laughing and singing the dora the explorer theme

Blobbers sighed "Where can I find this lord faquad looking ass?"

“nobody knows exactly where she went but people say you can hear womanly screams from the mountains exactly 1092 miles south from here, us worms, we are too slow to get there before she perishes of starvation, but you! We bet you could get her!” the worms offered

"What do I get in return tho, aside from an almost lethal allergic reaction to some plants." Blobbers tried

“well,” said the worms, “lets just say. If you dont,.,.,.,., we could always,..,. have a makeover montage until you look enough like the girl and then we would leave you at the edge of the forest for the person who wants her :)”

"Fuck that, I'm going home."

“But dearest blob,.,., you have no choice”

Scared player noises "tHEY KNOW MY NAME"

“Either find her or BE HER” The worms threaten, and so blob deeply terrified goes home to pack

Nat takes back over as DM

Blob goes into her room, finding her turtle sleeping peaceful in a bundle of stolen laundry and towels

Roll perception, and passes

She realizes she hears an odd sound, glancing about she realizes that it comes from her bed. The blankets twitch and in the shadows undee the bed an odd shape squirms.

"What the fuck??" Blob questions

The blanket stills. Then something silently falls over the bed and onto the floor.

Worms.

Blobbers screamed, awaking the turtle who quickly run to her leg. The blanket shifts and falls of the bed to reveal the bed had been eaten through the millions of worms.

"Blobbers, there is nothing to be afraid of. We are simply, keeping an eye on you."

Blobbers calms down, and frustratedly grabs her things

+2 healing potions(10 hp healed each.)

+1 flask of holy water

+1 disguise kit(includes,

+1 broad sword(2d4 damage)

+1 sleeping bag

+5 days provisions

+ one empty flask

+ 1 turtle(lorenzo)

Blob asks how the holy water is there

Nat explains she doesn't remember it being there before, maybe someone left it there.

Blob takes a long rest in the other room on a floor of pillows and blankets and wakes up at 1 am

hit points return to 18/18

Blobbers decides to go into town and steal a horse under the cover of night

"I don't like horses they scary and eat meat" "Horses are herbivores??*confused dm noises*"

Stlerch check, passed

Animal handling check passed

Blobbers grabs a handful of horsefeed and sneaks in through a window of the stables, soundless and invisible despite her pink clothing

She holds up the feed to the horse, and it silently nuzzles her face before eating out of her hand

"I change my mind QwQ I love horses"

Blob runs off, and looks to the sky looking to find which way is south

Intelligence check, passed

Blobbers finds a star pointed south this time of year and chases after it on her horse, then finds a perfectly smooth stone wall, stretching as far as the eye can see and blocking her path. The only opening a bared gate with a steal lock. Watched above the gate way with letters

Sld wl blf urc z yilpvm kfnkprm?

"Somebody needs to learn to spell"

Lorenzo nods, at least blobbers thinks it is a nod, but Lorenzo is a turtle eating a random bug they found on the ground.

"How do you fix a broke pumpkin?" She translated the puzzle, then furrowed her brows "eat it?"

A choking noise comes from the other side, and a slight laugh before a woman's voice is heard "I can't tell you the answer, the gate burns cheaters. Though I can help! What is a feild of a bunch of pumpkins called?" The voice

Language barriers get in way and dm gives answer for the sake of the game. And also because it would be unfair to just let blobbers suffer

"A pumpkin patch?"

The moment the words left her lips the lock melted, and fell to the floor in aa red hot pile of goo

Roll perception, 17

Blobbers walks through the gate, and her eyes lock with a woman of warm firey skin and bright green long hair that fell down her face in knots

Blobbers takes a moment, before realizing that she was staring at a nymph. A nature spirit, specifically a pumpkin

"Can I do a little dance that makes her want to hit me? Like the macarena"

Rolls charisma and passes

Blobbers dances, and the woman resists the urge to slap blob but instead laughs "Have you a reason to dance at such a late hour, or are you just /this/ happy to have passed the gate"

"Do you need a reason to dance at 3 am?"

She watches blobber for a moment, almost like she is studying blob

Then the pretty pumpkin lady begins to dance with blob doing her best to follow the movements "My name is Autumn Tarta" she grinned as she followed blob's lead in the macarena under the stars

Nap time, will add part two whenever we play again

It game dayyyyy babeyyyyyy

This is the current update on the litol dnd game because I can't get the google doc open on my phone

But it was very gay, and a turtle was put in danger, and @pattonwillliterallyfightyou like the silly little blobbers she got kidnapped

Again

And we will return next weekend with,,, anouther??? .,?? ,.,.,,?

Capitalism, the true cause of anti-hero plots

Matt Pix may never have a redemption arc for giving into conning people with inflated prices, but deserves to live in the sewers anyways

i was just exiled in a minecraft smp with my friends... i'm the main character now

Wow hello tumblr i have never posted on here but I have seen no one talk about seeing Big Mama and April in the first scene of the rottmnt movie

This scene is so pretty in general but ouch

Pretty spider lady is just hanging in there

Aprils hair and arm is visible and we also see her bat broken and on the ground next to her

Anyway I hope they get well soon