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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???
OFC YOU DO
YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????
"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."
YEAH???????
WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO
Beep boop! I look for
accidental haiku posts.
Sometimes I mess up.
NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD
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If Nimona (2023) was released when I was 10 I think I'd be much more ok.
I hate it so fucking much when I wanna fucking comment on a god damn post, but this fucking site decides to fucking refresh instead
Currently feeling like the OC of a mentally ill queer.
-staying home from school so I can finish my eldest sister syndrome chores (there was no point in going today anyways)
-just being a silly goofy disabled trans dude
-vibin and dancin to Ke$ha and Chapel Roan
-posting on tumblr
Oh no... The Sherlock(BBC) fandom... It's—it is on my feed. Tumblr what have I done???
Reading a fanfic featuring untagged Mothman was not on my 2025 bingo list
Tchaikovsky is that you???
Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious
“Babel” by Cildo Meireles (2001)
The jingling doesn't hurt the jesters ear only because they went deaf from it a long time ago.
Every once in a while I think about the doors House MD has opened for us.
I don't know if this has been said or not but House MD is a pretty mind-blowing redesign of Sherlock Holmes as it is, and the reverse au isn't even complete.
Heres what I mean.
We've got Sherlock Holmes as a doctor. He's got his usual traits and then some. And then we've got a Watson who's amazing and I love him but he isn't really a Watson.
Because if we've got a doctor SH then we ought to get a retired police officer, now private eye JW. And since House got the addiction and the limp, this Watson should get something new too. I'm thinkin about looking more into his adrenalin addiction, because let's face it, there is stuff we could look into.
Or we could take some from Wilson and give him three ex wives and a baby that nobody asked for and none of those wives want to take care of the baby so now we've got a single father ex wife hoarder.
All in all I just think they could work. Whenever House/Sherlock is stuck on a case he goes to Wilson/Watson for input, and he will say things like 'Well this lock has definitely been tempered with so I think you should look into rare poisions' and then House/Sherlock yelps up with 'you are a genius, its bird flu from that parrot!' and rush away while Watson/Wilson just stands there like what??
Ok I hope this rambling was at least somewhat comprehensable bcuz I'm honestly not sure. But I had to get this off my chest because it was rotting my brain.
Fuck yeah TF2 is back baby
saying ao3 needs to censor certain content is like saying a museum can't have still life art that includes strawberries because you don't like them.
these are not real strawberries. you do not have to, and in fact cannot, eat them. no one with a strawberry allergy will be harmed by looking at them. no migrant workers were exploited in the picking of these strawberries. there were no questionable farming practices or negative environmental impacts from growing or transporting them.
because - and i cannot stress this enough - they are not real strawberries.
if you don't like strawberries, you don't have to look at the paintings. in fact, you can get a map of the museum that lists what works are in what rooms and just. not go in there. if you see one by mistake, you can look away. just keep walking. there's plenty of other stuff to see.
yes, real strawberries can cause real quantifiable harm to real people.
but again. these are not real strawberries.
you may have whatever feelings you like about strawberries, and so can i. you can draw and write about whatever fruit floats your boat, and so can i, even if that happens to be strawberries. and we can hang our art side by side in the same gallery, provided you understand that my strawberries are not about you (and your kumquats are, shocker, not about me) and that - and this is true - neither are real.
and when the fascists break down the doors and grab all the strawberry paintings and heap them in the street and set them on fire, please know that they are coming for your kumquats next.
so if you want a place where you can show off your beautiful kumquat art safely, you're gonna have to tolerate having some strawberries in the next room.
and that's okay. because the strawberries aren't real.
while there are a lot of close relationships within the batfam, one of my absolute favorites is Dick and Jason. I feel like they’re one of those duos that LOOK wildly incompatible but the moment push comes to shove, they’re actually super competent and work together in all the best ways
the best part of it is how they utilize that, though. I think one of their absolute favorite things to do is, because they were the “OG” batkids, talk about things that happened before anyone else was there. are these things real? Who knows.
Cass: *looks mournfully at the bandages covering her feet* I won’t be able to attend my ballet recital after the injuries I got from patrol Jason: *sipping coffee* never stopped Dickie. I think he showed up to a gymnastics meet in a neck brace, once. It took a good ten minutes of begging before they let him compete. Bruce still doesn’t know about that. Cass: can I— Jason: no.
Damian: have you ever fought with father, Grayson? Dick: *chokes on his cereal* wh—w— *pounds his own chest and coughs* yeah?? Of course?? *looks desperately to Jason for help, not wanting to explain to Damian that he and Bruce had spent more time yelling at each other than being nice in his teen years* Jason: *sagely* yeah, there was that time ya brought home a Dalmatian th’ size of a freakin’ truck. Where did ya get that again? Abandoned on a case? Owner killed? Something like that. We had t’ give him t’ the shelter. Damian: you had a DALMATION and NEGLECTED TO INFORM ME???? Dick: *glared at Jason*
there’s no holes in their stories, to the other kids. One says something, the other immediately corroborates it. There’s no hesitation, no sign either is lying. Even Tim can’t figure it out, because Bruce was shit at keeping logs of stuff in that period of time and Dick and Jason are just that good at lying??
or maybe they’re just telling the truth???
no one can tell
Tim: *examining a corner of the batcave* what is this??? Someone—hahaha someone etched their initials into the wall!! Jason: *without missing a beat* that was the joker . . . We caught him, didn’t have a proper cell at the time so he got out there . . . He spent the weekend starving while we ate cereal in front of him . . . Good times Tim: Tim: *looks to Dicks and finds him nodding* dick: that cereal was really good. Too bad Joker escaped, we were only allowed to get that really sugary brand because of the circumstances . . . Tim: what the fuck Tim: hey B, you do know that Selina is totally in love with you, right? Bruce: *keeping stoically silent* Dick: oh, he knows. And he’s in love with her right back Jason: *gaining a shit-eating grin* yeah, he once bought her a whole Batmobile and rebranded it to be a “Catmobile” but she laughed so hard at it that it’s been sitting in storage for years ever since Tim: Bruce: dick: *nodding* true story
Watching fnaf fangame gameplay by candlelight is self care
French movie makers are on the same stuff as Japanese musicians. Weird Al Jankovic is the dealer.
does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
Me at 10am vs me at 10pm
”maybe i should accept that overworking myself won’t benefit anything or anyone much and i should take breaks more often” WRONGGGGGG ❌❌❌🙅🙅 RISE AND GRIND HOE THE CITY NEEDS YOU
Webbed, rugged and it's growing!
What a fantastic new body I have^^
Finding this feels like digging up ancient script.
It holds historic value.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
My art blog is @dieselsonicthesixth
This one is for communities, re-blogs, thought dumping.
Might contain: NSFW, weird stuff, cursing, triggering stuff: politics, mention of struggles with mental health, abuse
if I (re)blogged anything insensitive, please let me know, I might've overlooked it or I might've been a dumdum on a subject.
I will personally fight you if you are being an asshole, and then block you.
"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4
I need somebody to yap about something I'm not seriously into- like asap. Fun facts and passionate people are like sunlight and water to me.
Do you ever wanna ragepost/rantpost in rb to a harmless but irritating post but soon realise it's probably just a kid so you make the angry post and save as draft and then intelligently explain why their take was kinda poor?
What I mean by fixing him:
Meet Hephaistos, my ugly ass roommate.
I can fix him.
I say, but it's just the ugliest motherfucking plant I accidentally grew attached to at Hobbi and named Hephaistos
I can fix him.
I say, but it's just the ugliest motherfucking plant I accidentally grew attached to at Hobbi and named Hephaistos