Well, Shit.

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I'M ON PINTEREST

Ad-block advertising redirect scams are a next level evil

I can fix him.

I say, but it's just the ugliest motherfucking plant I accidentally grew attached to at Hobbi and named Hephaistos

Plot twist option A

There is a secret B day party they prepared for him in the kitchen and they picked Dick to lure B in,, And look, Dick saw an opportunity and took it,, He just loves to be the cause for Bruce's receding hairline okay?

Plot twist option B

There is a disaster going down in the library so big, that all the things listed would be minor inconvenience compared to it. It's like an absolute full scale Catastrophy and Dick needs at least 10 more minutes to get a hold on the situation and tone it down to a presentable state.

Bruce: Alright, I left the room for six minutes- can someone fill me in?

Dick: Well, so... Tim almost died like three times, we can't find Cass, Jason caused a fire... Also, I'm supposed to be distracting you from going into the kitchen because of reasons I can't say.

My art blog is @dieselsonicthesixth

This one is for communities, re-blogs, thought dumping.

Might contain: NSFW, weird stuff, cursing, triggering stuff: politics, mention of struggles with mental health, abuse

if I (re)blogged anything insensitive, please let me know, I might've overlooked it or I might've been a dumdum on a subject.

I will personally fight you if you are being an asshole, and then block you.

People who leave tags on posts they reblog, or comments, are honestly the best kind of people. Human connection, it's such a good thing.

Pornbot jumoscares are the w o r s t.

Yes geologists! Doing the important work 💖

The fact that I cannot recognise more than 2 VAs mentioned in the comments really gets the point through

voice acting as a profession is so funny because you'll see someone being like "voice actors need to be paid better! like [obscure person you've never heard of]" and you're like "oh I wonder who that person is, maybe I've heard them voice a character" and you look it up and it turns out they voice 137 characters in Futurama and 94 characters in The Simpsons and 96 characters in Adventure Time and every one of the My Little Ponies and 27 characters in Arcane and 96 characters in Kim Possible and 4 characters in Phineas and Ferb and 296 characters in Dexter's Laboratory and all of the main cast of Fairly Odd Parents and at least 6 characters in every Pixar movie and almost every animated depiction of Superman and 473 SpongeBob characters and they've been in every installment of Mass Effect and Halo and The Elder Scrolls and Fallout and Call of Duty and they were in Star Trek and Law & Order and they were 12 characters in the MCU and they also invented t-shirts and the colour green and they got paid a sum total of $3.27 and a mothball for all of it combined. then you go burn down David Zaslav's house with him inside

Out of all the stobotnik fanart I've been binging for weeks now, I think I adore this one the most.

Wives.