[The team having to listen to Y/N complaining the entire way back to the compound after a mission because Steve didn’t let her blow up a building]
Steve, sighing: So you think you’ll be done complaining now?
Y/N, shrugging: Wish I didn't love to complain but unfortunately I'm just really good at it. Who am I to deny the world my gift.
Natasha, smirking, without even looking at Steve: Should’ve let her blow up the building.
*the team laughs, whilst Natasha holds Y/N’s hand and walks off the quinjet, knowing Y/N isn’t done complaining for a while*
"fuck you my child is completely fine" your child has a fictional father-figure who they wish were their real father figure because they want a father like that.
protective tony
…He’s not so bad. He has a temper… deep down he’s all fluff. Fact is, he’s not like anybody I’ve ever known. All my friends are fighters. And here comes this guy, spends his life avoiding the fight because he knows he’ll win. Sounds amazing…
@iminagalaxyfarfaraway asked: brutasha or thor x jane?
This is beautiful, very, very, very beautiful
The Avengers Arcana - (2020)
I’ve been wanting to draw these cards for a long time (I even started to work on them then dropped) but I was rather busy with The Life of Bucky Barnes in the past 6 years. I’m sorry but there are only eight cards, don’t look for the rest. I won’t draw the missing cards because 1) it’s far too time-consuming and 2) art thieves. (more details HERE)
Hope you’ll enjoy these cards though. Thank you. ♥
stony endgame
stop being so cute or I’il puch you in the lips.
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with my own lips.
Peter: [from the bathroom] Mr Stark I’m out of toilet paper!
Tony: That sounds like a ‘you’ problem, kid
Peter: Don’t underestimate my ability to makes this an ‘us’ problem!
Tony:
Tony: I’m on my way
I read something on Reddit a few days/weeks? ago where there’s this guy got a cat which he loves! And then he met and dated this vegan woman. He changed his lifestyle to vegan bec he’s okay with it but the gf doesn’t like his cat. So they only go to her place most of the time. Then the gf wanted to move in together but she wanted him to give away his cat bec his cat is not vegan and that’s just not “their” lifestyle.
He broke up with the gf and picked the cat. Good for him and his baby cat.
This
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