Okay But Like, Ralph Acting Like A Dog Probaly

My Friend: "i have like 172 things in my inbox, and like, 28 drafts, how many do you have"

Me: "i have one thing in my inbox and four drafts, literally two of the things in my drafts are unfinished fanfictions"

My friend: "ugh your so lucky, i have so much work to do"

Me, needs attention 99.9% of the time,has no idea how my girlfriend tolerates me: "yep"

Basically me at the moment

my names jamie im 18 what the fuck is up :P

well, it’s thursday

thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

yes i is gay

and i write the gay

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

the last 3 times were ur fault- stop trying to fuck me over the table-

i bROKE A VASE sHIIIAAATT

Don’t fuck with me man I’ll shove a drumstick up your ass!

MD to saxophonist

i will literally follow anyone who gives me a request- i know this sounds like im being desperate, its because i am, im dying of boredom thank you for coming

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.