A Normal Valentine For Your Crush

Norris and Chester pitch a new logo to their human boss

i think when ur sick u should be able to remove ur organs and rinse them out nice n good

If I got my hands on a Leitner I’d simply eat it. Rip to everyone else but paper tastes nice and I’m curious

when men roll up their sleeves. ok whore

has anyone done this yet

I'm sorry but, if a guy, (who's studying in the medical field might I add) wants to rent a room in my apartment, says to me "does this building have a basement" and getS EXCITED WHEN SHOWN SAID BASEMENT?!?!?!

Nope

Absolutely not, Herbert West I don't care that you're hot, but that's not just a red flag...that's A HUGE FUCKING RED SIGN SAYING "WARNING!!!! DO NOT ALLOW THIS INDIVIDUAL IN YOUR BUILDING!!!"

“One more thing, sir. You told me you couldn’t possibly have been at the crime scene at that time on account of your alibi, that being that you were at home playing your PlayStation 3. Now, forgive me, but if that’s true, I just gotta ask– how could you have been playing your PS3 if the PS3 has no games?”

Tape recorder click sound my beloved

Maybe he wasn't. But-

maybe

Jon

was.

my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity