Me When I'm Reading The Witcher Fanfiction And See References To The Amazing Devil:

Nothing like laying in bed, listening to music,staring into the abyss, and creating unhinged scenarios

I know this will never happen, both because the projects for the character have been buried several times and I can't see Joey accepting a lead role in a super heroes movie, but...

Long coat type of guy, cajun french, dark past, good guy but quite shady, seductive character but with impossible love stories : Joey as Gambit 👀

Bonus : he already knows card magic tricks 😅

dropping food when you're already sad is such an intense emotion. Just the most fucking wretched self indulgent pity. One time I spilled a bowl of ice cream when i had already spent most of the day sobbing and honestly im still chasing that high

Joey rly said “lets bury this” and proceeded to drop some profound shit and buried me with it

I told myself I would write my stupid lil fantasy novel but then I grabbed my paint box and now I'm painting the Amazing Devil lyrics on a wooden box. I- I need to get this book done-

No thoughts. Head empty. Just Pruning Shears

Not normal about TAD (Never have been)

they way you win is by having Jaskier the longest. Lambert once had him for six months, and no one has been able to beat that because Geralt has figured out their little game, so he makes sure to get to Jaskier as soon as possible

One year, as a prank on Geralt, everyone at Kaer Morhen decided to play a game they called "Pass the Bard."

The game starts in spring when one person has to locate Jaskier before Geralt does. They then travel with Jaskier until they encounter another witcher, whom they pass the Bard to.

The objective is to keep Jaskier away from Geralt for as long as possible.

Jaskier and the cat. That's it, that's the post.

Listening to a TAD album at night is like "ah yes, let me have some mental breakdown on top of the sleep deprivation"