FOR EEELLL

I guess we're making intro posts now

DNI: Idk regular shit but eh whatever say what you want to me trash I'll delete it

If you know me irl you're legally contractually required to send me an ask

Call me Demon or Aster or Scarlet

Have a good day. I probably won't talk much and I'll repost MHA shit and other stuff.

It's so true...

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

I feel like microdosing all my friends with memes to see if I can manipulate them (and learn things!)

It often does, though.

Biting my nails with my canines like I'm fascinated with something to an incredible degree

It's firedsay?!!!!

Damn I wish I could order these

THIS IS SO ME

baby can’t see shit.

Yeah, I mean, I can smell when I or another person is sick.

I think it was about a month into dating my betrothed that I first turned to them and said, “You smell hungry, want to get some lunch?”

“I what? I smell hungry?”

“Yeah, like, the empty smell. Aren’t you hungry?”

They were, but it was hard for them to accept smelling a state of being. After a few weeks of me pointing it out right before they realized it themself though they asked, “What does hunger smell like?”

“Bad.”

“That’s not helpful.”

“It’s like… an emptiness that goes past the mouth? Bad breath is more upfront but hunger is like you’re smelling stomach acid, it’s all the way from an empty belly.”

They started smelling my mouth in exaggerated silly fashion but eventually they did start to recognize it.

They’re now very smug when they get to use the skill back at me and inform me that I’m hungry.

I don't have useful commentary except that he's bad

The Daily Show | Nov. 6 2024