Are There Any Manly Men On Ao3?

Throwback to Johnson City TN where we went to a resteraunt and Brent Stafford was playing live music there. He was taking song requests and my little sis-ten at the time -asked him to play Die a Happy Man by Thomas Rett and he took note of her jedi shirt.

It was also really fun when someone asked for Wagon Wheel and he was just singing until everyone screamed "JOHNSON CITY. TENNESSEEE!"

Family Disapointment Backstreet Boys: Tell me why. I only came here for the cake.

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

People that watched UA: I am in so much pain, it was so hard watching time tick by!

People that showed up late: I didn't get to watch it all, I missed my one shot!

People that learned about UA after it was gone: ...*that one sad song from Up starts playing*

hey are you doing ok with ✨the covid✨?

Well, I'm not dead yet so that's a thing :D

I'm alright, the only part of this that really sucks is the fever- it got so high the other night I couldn't walk straight cuz I was so dizzy😬

Thanks for the ask anon :]

Wait, some people can just let themselves cry? No guilt or anything?

HOLY SHIT

THE EDGE OF SLEEP IS OUT NOW ON AMAZON PRIME

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT

THE EDGE OF SLEEP IS AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON AMAZON PRIME RIGHT NOW

When you drink soda and get 5% liquid 95% warm-spicy-air-fuzz

What the fuck.

Yall.. I just realized I was knee deep in the Sanders Side content when I wrote this.

IT WAS WHEN PATTON STARTED HAVING TROUBLE TELLING RIGHT FROM WRONG AND THOMAS DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK AND JANUS WAS TRYING TO HELP AND ROMAN WAS UPSET. It all makes sense now.

Patton's the compus, Janus's the snake, I think Roman's the map and Logan's the spy glass or the other way around, and the rose part is Virgil.

What the fuck. I ain't showin it but I'm freaken out right now, what kinda self-discovery is this.

Also, I'm an aweful poet.

I woke up randomly last night, wrote this, and went back to sleep.

Does anyone else, after getting upset or angry, get irritated at small things?

I was cooling down from a mild argument and my sister walked by and in my head I went "I'm gonna claw your fucking eyes out" because I didn't like the pattern of her steps.

She did a weird 'walking to the tune of a song' thing, and I was ready to rip her arms off..

Send this to all your favorite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃 :)))

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