Can We Talk About The Fact That Every Other Planet In The DC Universe Only Has And Needs One Green Lantern

Can we talk about the fact that every other planet in the DC universe only has and needs one green lantern but earth is so problematic it needs like 7. Not to mention it is such a trouble magnet that one of the people choosen was Guy Gardner.

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He is proof that male authors are capable of writing good female characters. If you can't, your a bad writer.

Legit don't understand why more people don't read Discworld

Adora Belle Dearheart

She helps the voiceless and will shoot you as soon as look at you. The most cynical person in Ankh-Morpork, yes even more cynical than the legendary Sam Vimes. She's not here for your shit.

Legit Don't Understand Why More People Don't Read Discworld

Susan Sto Helit

Death's granddaughter, all around badass whether with withering scorn, fireplace pokers, or her grandfather's sword. She will fuck you up.

Legit Don't Understand Why More People Don't Read Discworld

Angua von Uberwald

Werewolf with a bad hair day (internally, externally her hair is always lovely and soft because she uses dog shampoo). She will go for your throat with a terrifying snarl. Most of the time she lets go. Most of the time.. Don't mess with her.

Legit Don't Understand Why More People Don't Read Discworld

Granny Weatherwax

Most feared/respected witch on the Disc. Has stared Death in the face numerous times, so much so that Death actually respects her. Whew, you do not want to get on her bad side.

Legit Don't Understand Why More People Don't Read Discworld

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And that kids is overstimulation in a nutshell

i think i hear an ant outside

So superman shaves using his heat vision...... Is that not just lazer hair removal?


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Terry Pratchett discworld characters would dominate the marvel and DC universes if thrown into them. Weird people with powers? Eh, typical Tuesday. Vimes is so used to taking down weird he would find a way to put Darkside and Thanos in cells by the end of the week and they would STAY because Carrot asked them to. Heaven help any magic user who thinks they can win against Granny Weatherwax! She can take down GODS without actually casting a spell. Vetinari would have Gothem the most prestigious city in less then a year. Heros got nothing against characters who are used to bitch slapping Gods and know people WAY to much.


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What is with the human desire to dig holes in sand?

How come almost every one has had that nightmare were they are being watch by a staticy shadow with a solid form whose eyes are pure white? Some times you are in a plesent dream and see it in the back round staring at you and other times you know you are asleep and have your eyes closed as it walks into your room, sits on your bed, and then slowly reaches out to grab your face. No matter how you see it, you always wake from the fear of those eyes watching you.


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I use to do this to help me with my social anxiety. It actually helped

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My sister is going as the Liberty Bell this Halloween, and last year she went as the Liberty Mutual character. Next year she wants to go as the statue of Liberty. Her name is Liberty! This child decided at 10 that she was going to go as a pun on her name for the rest of her life or until she runs out of puns.


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Having social anxiety is being very aware of the hell in hello


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