It May Be Joever, Tav And Wyll Are Dead, I Dont Have Withers Yet And For Some Reason Shadow Heart Isn't

happy friday :3

FOXGIRL BLAST!!!!!!!

No one told me how much braces would make me miss eating apples

Bug

Personally if I was Sun Tzu I'd have put a bunch of bulshit in my book, after all, war is based on telling the truth

Call me Prometheus the way I gave the gift of fire to that orphanage

While you were all doing poetry I was mastering the hope

hope is a skill

Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -

George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket?  It listens to you all the time?

Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture.  So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-

Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?

I put my hand into a lovely, lovely pile of fluffy looking metal shavings expecting them to be soft and gentle, but no! I am forsaken and backstabbed and now I have cuts on my hand :(

That's called an execution sweaty

sex where i crush all ur organs by repeatedly jumping on you full force with my feet

3 fun romantic questions to ask on a first date

- where's the nearest exit?

- what's your lung volume?

- how many spiders are too many?