When I Finally Get To See How Fine My S/o Is In Person But We're Only 2 Minutes Into The 1 Year Slow

This man is twisted, sick.

Ahriugh, look outside headcannons upon ye

SAM

- possesses a pair of fluffy slippers and often wears them around the apartment.

- Really bad at kissing, like, did you HEAR the sound it made when he kissed Lyle in the game?? Motherfucker nearly sucked Lyle’s lens(?) off. Apparently Lyle doesn’t mind though

- Deals with OCD. Most of his repetitive habits and quirks are considered normal now next to how everyone else is acting and he is very grateful for it (from someone with chronic OCD)

- Hasn’t brushed his hair in years, keeps it short enough to where it’s not really a problem but probably fears the eventual day he has to deal with it

- trans man. I’m not gonna fuckin elaborate. Has gotten top surgery but cares not for bottom surgery, doesn’t really get dysphoric anymore now that his tits were lobbed off

RAT BABY

- Whenever Sam goes out without it, it’ll grab one of Sam’s slippers and drag it somewhere (likely under the couch or bed), doesn’t chew it, either sucks on the fur of it or just sits with it until it’s taken away or Sam gets back (inspired by my rat dog, reminded me of it)

- Sam attempted to get it something to play with at first, but after it destroyed and shredded everything he’d offered it in play, Sam just.. looted one of those aggressive chewer dog toys from one of the nearby apartments for it.

- Eyes are very sensitive to light, due to most of them being semi-freshly grown and also just.. not having enough time to get used to heavy light. Re-enacted the ash baby meme when it first went outside after the visitor left

LYLE

- Look up photos of spider paws. Hes got those hidden in that robe of his somewhere I just fucking know it

- Has a second row of teeth further back in his main mouth, irritates him sometimes while he’s trying to eat or clean his teeth.

(post denial ending) he’s hesitant on getting them removed despite having the ability to

(Idk, I feel like post-denial would end up with surgery for removing “unwanted parts”, shit like Jeanne’s heads or just stuff the afflicted don’t wanna deal with or have)

- Whenever he’s shocked or flustered, his body automatically takes a shot of whatever’s in front of him. I feel like if he ever got comfortable enough to let Sam kiss him without making him keep his eyes closed, he’d flashbang Sam every damn time

- capable of purring, doesn’t know it

DAN

- Screams like a little girl, refuses to admit it. Sometimes if he catches himself mid scream he’ll cough and continue the scream in a lower tone

- (If he’s looked outside) actually still mostly mentally there, just a cunt about it.

- Coughs like a little kid. Opens mouth, sticks his tongue out, and lets out the most horrific hack before casually going about whatever he was doing

JOEL

- His left eyes still there, just kinda in the back behind the teeth? Not too useful for actually seeing, due to both being in the back of his “throat” and becoming nearly vestigial. Had poor eyesight while he was human too, but refused to wear his glasses

- Very careful around rat baby’s mouth whenever he interacts with it, both because it’s a biter and because of what his baby sister ended up doing to him

- you know that anxiety you get whenever you’re in another persons house? had whatever the opposite of that when he was first moved in with Sam, literally fucking slept in Sam’s bed with him for the first few days because he felt safe around him/just lost his entire family. Hes eight, he’s gonna cling to the closest dude.

I'm not angry im just clarifying some stuff! take ur time

bonus Joel

Oh lmao sorry, accidentally deleted the og headcannons trying to delete the clarification one so I’m jsut gonna paste them back here:

Fuck you mean he’s apart of the trench digger 😭

Also sorry if this is shit, I do not have the game and I’m relying on playthroughs and my insanity for these headcannons. I am in agony

I thought his body was like. Kinda small and octopus like. Nahhh that’s a big bitch/pos 😭

I still believe he can go through the interior of the walls, otherwise he’d have some trouble fitting through doorways. I think he can flatten himself? Like just compress himself and crawl sideways through the walls

Also still clinging to that helmet theory, and making it worse! You know how old timey corsets used to literally force organs out of the way? That’s what the helmet on his body does whenever he needs to become compact

Has turtle speed. If he’s not focused on anything and just moving around, he’s slow as shit, if he’s attacking or actively looking for something? Pick a god and pray, this bitch will RUN YOU DOWN. Has trouble with turning corners at high speeds, so is forced to either slow down or tip over

The other soldiers stay out of his way, if Mr Henderson shows up in a doorway any of them in the room will try and leave or hide as fast as they possibly can. This is because he’s been ‘eating’ any soldiers that get in his way and incorporating them into his mass. They quickly loose the ability to talk or scream, but you can see their pupils flitting around desperately if you can get close enough

Bad sight, but makes up for it in smell. Stray soldiers will often attempt to cover themselves in gunpowder/other strong smelling materials in an attempt to disguise themselves.

More often than not, this does not work.

(None of the playthroughs I’ve watched have shown the mutant camp??? I will reblog this later with more headcannons once I see them)

Ignore this if you only meant to keep it in the replies, but about that drawing request post I am on all four knees BEGGING you to draw Sam and Lyle kissing. That or Lyle interacting with Sam’s kids

i warned you it was gonna be bad

Au where Phillippe is still a fungus monster but like. He witnesses Sam do some weird shit like pick up raw suspicious meat off the floor to eat and decides to stay and keep up the charade to see what that’s all about

Is this anything

what it's like adding a new f/o to your list:

proship DNI

𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐫𝐬

because i need to see more dr stuff 💥💥

BASICS.

𖦹 - you in your dr (name, age, pronouns, looks, etc)

𖦹 - your friends

𖦹 - ships in your dr / inspo

𖦹 - relationships with other people (ex. friends/enemies/besties/dating)

𖦹 - ppl you have beef with and why

𖦹 - dr memes

𖦹 - your house

𖦹 - random things you’ve scripted that just make sense

𖦹 - pets

𖦹 - your family

𖦹 - whats in your bag

𖦹 - timeline of your dr

𖦹 - your recent text messages

DR SPECIFIC.

𖦹 - your powers (marvel, magic, etc.)

𖦹 - your house (harry potter) (your dormmates, house mates, what your house is, why you are this specific, more about it)

𖦹 - your cabin (percy jackson) (your siblings, what it looks like, why you choose it, powers)

𖦹 - your discography (fame/kpop)

𖦹 - what your trending tags are (fame/streamer)

𖦹 - profile pictures people would use of you (fame/kpop/streamer)

𖦹 - your stage outfits/award outfits/red carpet/met gala (fame/kpop)

𖦹 - missions you went on (marvel/cod)

𖦹 - cases you worked on (criminal minds)

𖦹 - face claims of your friends (marauders)

MOODBOARDS.

𖦹 - you (looks and/or your vibe)

𖦹 - your friends (them and/or what your relationship is like)

𖦹 - your s/o (them and/or what your relationship is like)

𖦹 - your family vibe (them and/or what your relationship is like)

𖦹 - your pets

𖦹 - the dr itself (media of it, the vibe of it)

𖦹 - your cabin (pjo)

𖦹 - your house (harry potter)

𖦹 - where you live/house

𖦹 - powers / inspo