He Sing.

(Smacks hand on post) see this? This is popularity. They made nothing but a noise and now it has 15 notes.

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That was a twist

🎵 ”Ain’t too proud to beg, sweet darling! Please don’t leave me girl!” 🎵

When sick

Normal person: (takes cold medicine to stop flow of snot)

Me: (downs chili powder like a shot)

“Nope”

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds 

(Source)

Sidon: (has sword on hip 24/7)

Also Sidon: (Dual weilds tridents)

This is my take on Revali’s braids, I’m not accepting this weird “long flowing hair” bullshit. I say fans.

This caught me off guard but I love it.

Audio please 🔉

No problem bro,

I have a new fluffy dnf fic out now and think you guys would enjoy?: [Your the best thing I know]

Dream is new to Brighton and (literally) runs into a certain local British man. He offers to show Dream around the city and off they go.

I also created a Spotify playlist to go with it so check that out as well. Just some soft love songs good for any fluffy fic inspiration or read you come across.

Special thanks to @deafeningdreamerthing and @justalittlecorrupted for the song recommendations.

Two LETTERS. How many brain cells for t w o l e t t e r s

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Reverse alien attack scene

There's been a LOT of movies/games where an alien gets onboard a human ship and goes around terrorizing the place. But imagine this reversed where a human stranded on the edge of the cosmos finds a high tech alien ship and decides to go say hello? Keep in mind they're in a spacesuit that appears to have "one big black eye" Imagine aliens two times bigger than us all huddled underneath the ship's console after the computer gave them a haunting reading of the unknown life form breaking into their ship. "Krek- calm down- it can't get past the lockdown system" Then the human gets frustrated with the doors not opening (lockdown mode) and crawls through the air vents. "ITS GETTING PAST THE LOCKDOWN SYSTEM!!!" I can just imagine the aliens shrieking and running for their lives as a confused human drops into their laps from the vents then starts trying to follow the aliens running away all while excited at the idea of meeting extraterrestrial life. And the aliens ate just freaking out because they see the human as some sort of half sized terrifying one-eyed leech that's trying to catch and suck their brains out.