The Token Straight Is Confused About The Different Sexualities

Writing Tip!

You know you’ve written a character well when 5 minutes introducing them you kill them yet you’re readers still cry.

Tip finished.

So guess who just learned that when you have a sore throat, it’s not a good idea to drink extremely acidic liquids. Guess who also learned that orange juice is especially acidic.

My throat hurts really badly now :(

The token straight is no longer straight.

The token straight is confused about the different sexualities

Fuck this shit Imma eat a jar

Writing tip time!

Characters are a complex thing in general, but character relationships are even more complex. Just remember that characters don’t always have to share interests or goals to be compatible. Humans are complex and while characters aren’t as complex they’re still a reflection their fleshy creators.

So uh…. I made a campaign where everyone is lying to each other (except the cat that’s getting high all time) and the chaos that’s ensuing is WONDERFUL. They literally had a 1 hour fight about wether one person has green eyes or not because of this.

For all of my life I have for some reason been the person everyone talks to. This has lead to multiple people telling me very personal things. However it isn’t just limited to those my age. When I was younger, my parents hired tons of tutors for different things. For some reason, ALL of them felt inclined to talk to me about their love-life, friends, dogs and all that jazz. Because of this, by the time I was 13 I had more life advice than a 13 year old should. Have a problem with family? I already know successful solutions to twenty different problems and hop-boy do I have more. Having trouble dating? Bitch I managed to get a 46 year old a date. Basically, I had listened to so many adults talk about personal problems and ask for advice (from a child) that I was able give advice for almost ANY SITUATION, despite never being in them.

Writing Tip for ya guys!

World building can be hard task, considering how there’s so much to take care of. For the more ambitious types you may consider even creating creatures. Creating animals is a difficult task as they have to seem somewhat realistic. What I recommend is taking a pre-existing animal and changing its habitat and diet.

Here, let’s change a tiger! We can change the tigers environment to a mountainous one, and we can make it an omnivore! First let’s change its size, let’s make them a little smaller then a coyote. Let’s make them thinner as well, shrinking their head and legs to be more agile. We can make their coat slicker and fur shorter. We can exchange the proud oranges and whites to more dusty browns similar to that of dirt or bark. We can make they’re teeth smaller and more dull, as well as make their ears bigger and slightly more pointed. And we’re done! We’ve changed a proud and huge predator of the forest to a small and sly omnivore of the mountains. Of course it doesn’t have to be extremely realistic but unless your creature uses a magic of some sort I would recommend not doing extremely unrealistic things.

Tip over! (This was a long one.)

So I was going through my google docs on my writing account. I found this gem:

GE: JUST TRY AND CATCH ME BASTARD. GI: YOU BETTER RUN YOU WHORE! *GE is caught by GI* GE: OH woe is me~ spare the young one! Be merciful upon me! GI: LIKE FUCK I WILL BITCH! *GI bites GE and is released upon* GE: YOU FOOL! YOU BUFFOON! YOU TRIED TO CATCH A GOD! GE: WELL FUCK YOU TOO! K: What the fuck are they doing over there

I can’t find any context for this