I Like To Tell People Who Are Annoying On Purpose On The Internet That Im Gonna Make Out With Them Freaky

kiwi has the same hairline as tintin btw HEHEHEHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

just watched someone correcting someone else saying the mythology of a carp jumping over the dragon gate to become a dragon is japanese and not chinese and like.

so silly to me when people very confidently say things about culture or mythology like “umm actually its not from (country) its from (the country thats literally right next to the first country)” without even looking anything up. like yes multiple countries and places are absolutely not capable of sharing the same or similar things between their cultures ever, no!

it would blow these peoples minds to pieces if i told them a popular chinese tradition thats still practiced today actually came from jewish people moving out of egypt in the ancient past and the chinese tradition and jewish tradition that came from the same event are still very similar lol. they could not fathom how far stories can travel

actually so fucking depressing. those assignments were not hard. children are becoming more stupid

this is still sugarcoating it. i failed two years of school bc of my wandersong fixation. im not joking and rhis is not meant to be funny, im tired. every now and then i remember being ND is at least 48% suffering

Pros of hyperfixiation:

Happy!

Art ideas

Life is good

Cons of hyperfixiation:

I am going to blow up

All my art is of the same guy

If I don't think about this 24/7 I get violent

@moonmagiker

Waiting for the bus simulator

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Whoops we forgot to send the bus again

bus due in 30 mins

beastie yaoi is crazy

So... the beasties in my Beastieball game became ✨️Rivals✨️.

my ugly bugs i love them

i thought this post was specifically abt audrey redheart lol

They're the worst person alive. They're horribly redeemable. They're the coolest person on the planet. They are the very embodiment of cringe-fail. They're confident and know their worth. They're an insecure mess. Everyone loves them. Not a single person cares about them. They're cunning and have the world wrapped around their finger. They have no people skills whatsoever. They are the strongest person in the room. They can never win a fight. They know their own strength. They pick fights they have no possible way of winning. They're a lying bitch. They're the most honest person in the room. They are Authentic to bits. They are a fucking poser. They will ditch you at the drop of a hat. They will die for you. Their loyalties change every hour. They are the most stubborn person on the planet. They are the hero. They are the villain. I didn't say their name, but you thought of them, didn't you?

who wanna bet it was a swedish person who said that

i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest

bardman……………

dog man au (no thoughts of it beyond this)