Amen Buddy, Fuck You Jk Rowling

Ok but this is probably how they all felt in the summer of '77, they were all very unsure of their futures and scared of what war was going to do to all of them, they were terrified but in that summer, they werent. That moment infront of the fire, that bowie song playing in the background, that moment was a point in time where they felt like they would live forever and be together until the very end.

In the summer of 1977, they were infinite.

Tonight i had a dream that some bitch burned my boyfriend with a cigarette but i couldnt beat her ass because she was way to strong and her whole family wanted to beat MY ass, so i went to BARTY and JAMES for help, the very first thing Barty asked me when i said i needed help was "who are we killing?" and honestly it was the best dream ive ever had

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes

*all of them trying to get to the movie theater while being high as a kite*

James: okay guys, enough fucking around, we are late as shit

Remus: yea, lets walk faster!

*sirius passes by, sprinting like his life depends on it*

Remus: NOT LIKE THAT, YOU IDIOT!

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes³

Sirius: i have a hard time sleeping every night

James: yk what i do when i canr sleep? I exercise, that way i get tired

Remus: when i can't sleep, i stare at the ceiling and contemplate every single decision i have ever made in life for it to be as it is right now and try to see where i got it all wrong

Sirius:

Peter:

James:

Sirius: you turned my exact feelings into words, my dude

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

DUDE HAHSHAHSHSHHSHSHAHS UR SO REAL FOR THAT ISTG

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

Wow everyone is going through it. Hold my hand

*after james's bday party at the common room*

Remus: now that im sober the memories of everything i said and did yesterday are coming and im actually very embarassed

Remus: sorry guys

Sirius: relax moony, it be like that sometimes, now you just have to say "I'll never drink again", get even more waisted at the next party and repeat it every weekend

Are you talking abt barty or abt me? Cuz DAMN

Guys but like hear me out, what if Barty was traumatised in the intimate department, so he feels the need to oversexualise himself with his partners while actually not enjoying being so sexual, but instead treated so badly and almost like a sex doll by his partners who take advantage of that oversexualisation. But then him and Evan start dating and Evan sees right through this bullshit and when Barty starts dropping innuendoes etc, he just takes him in his arms and hugs him, saying that they don't have to do it if Barty doesn't want to, that this is not why he dates him and that intimacy is something to be enjoyed, and Barty just starts crying right there and then, and after actually enjoys intimacy for the first time in his life

"People should really appreciate my sense of fashion more, do you fuckers know how absolutely HARD it is to manage being incredibly cool and sexy all the time while being unbelievably depressed?"

-sirius black, probably at some point in his life