No Offense But The Cutest Thing To Me Is Random Little Kisses Like Not Even, On The Lips Just, When Someone

Put a secret in my ask box

LOKI: Ok, but I am still calling bullshit on Loki getting arrested for time crimes meanwhile Steve and Peggy are off playing happy families in an alternate world.

Get that man a better lawyer.

WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?

pov: you just watched the season one finale of loki

Sparks Fly - Chapter 14 (Bucky x Reader)

Fandom: Marvel Soulmate!AU/Detective!AU

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Warnings: Swearing, Gratuitous Violence, Criminal Activity, Life or Death Situations, Graphic Gore, Crime Scene Descriptions, Dark Humour, Slapstick Humour, Kara Humour, Catastrophic Amounts of Fluff, More Angst Than You Can Shake A Stick At

Summary: (Imagine Brooklyn 99 and Criminal Minds had a baby)

If you want to know if you’ve found your soulmate, it’s simple… All you have to do is kiss them. If they’re your soulmate then there will be sparks, literal sparks. You’ve seen it happen to other people and it is a sight to behold; at least you think it is. Detective Bucky Barnes is a little less enchanted with the idea.

Despite your glaring differences, you and Bucky work well together. You’re good at charming witnesses, he’s good at intimidating suspects. You can run a perp down, he can knock them down. But there’s one criminal who’s eluded you both for a long time, and when Brock Rumlow rolls back into town, you and Bucky find yourselves far outside your comfort zones.

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Chapter Fourteen - Coffee Run 

“Good morning!” You yelled, swanning into the bullpen with a terse Bucky trailing behind you.

Sam, Pietro, Wanda, and Nat looked up from their desks at your loud and overly happy greeting.

“We bought coffee for everyone.” You announced cheerfully, presenting the tray of drinks in Bucky’s hands like you were a showgirl on a daytime game show.

“We?” Bucky scoffed as the precinct descended upon him, giddily searching for the cup with their name on it.

“Bucky paid, I ordered though!”

“Thanks Fury.” Sam said loudly, plucking his cup from the tray.

Everyone else chimed in, eager to show their own gratitude.

“Yeah, thanks Fury.”

“So thoughtful of you, Fury.”

“We owe you Fury.”

Bucky sighed, refusing to give into the goading.

“Did you do something to your hair?” Sam asked him, frowning.

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Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

If villan why sexc!!??¿¿

Y/N meeting Hela

Y/N : Woah who’s that?

Thor: That’s my sister Hela, Goddess of death

Y/N : You sure that’s your sister Thor, like c’mon she looks nothing like you she looks like the female version of Loki

Thor:………

Y/n : Thor are you blind, look she has the horns and she wears green and just look at her hair….. and her ass too, ok that’s off topic but listen here before you kill her, I’m gonna go make out with her cause I honestly can’t stop staring at her, bye Thor, Oh and tell Loki I said hi

hate when a female character gets a lot of hate but I dont like her either. sorry queen I cant defend you