Terrible Influence Tour Idea. Leading Up To The Tour Beginning There's A Lot Of Wedding Related Hints

someone explain how peoples friend groups/relationships have deteriorated after one holiday and these mf’s have coordinate 3 world tours

dan: yum yum i love ranch

dan: phil i was put on this earth by god for the sole purpose of finding you

not the phussy

our rich gay uncles

Dan and Phil’s gay summer holiday ✨

every video dan is like i bet those FREAKS on TUMBLR are enjoying this since they're WEIRD LOSERS and then in between said videos phil is like heyy tumblr.. sorry about him.. here let me include you in something to make up for it... seriously don't mind him he's- and dan's like BET YOU WANNA SEE US FUCK HUH and we're like uh. no? wtf? and then phil opens his inbox to 200 questions asking if they fuck

father philip is here to bless you

the return of the king

Okay, but what are we getting for DNPTIT merch??

"i think a little corgi waiting for me" was not a dog-owning soft launch it was phil making sure dan knows what he wants next christmas instead of another fucking lamp