My Parents Were Like Im Going To Make A Daughter That Is So Beyond Help

Sometimes I catch up on Dracula while waiting for my train to arrive and I always feel so cool. I may appear to be merely scrolling my phone but I hope I'm eminating the aura of reading a classic horror. I'M the one who vanishes with the train's passing. I am in socks and sandals.

my brothers share special interests and my favorite thing to do is walk in a room and be like "hey guys can you tell me about the mariana trench" and then sit there for an hour while they both infodump to me about the ocean it's extremely entertaining

adhd culture is getting very mediocre at an exceptionally large number of different skills

me @ me: no offence but literally what the fuck are you doing

im so thankful for bread and what its done for us as a society. u can put so many things on it. u can toast it. u can dip it in soup. where would we be without you bread. in a bad fucking place let me tell you

people have these aesthetic book shelves, library and shit meanwhile here i am downloading my 789th illegal pdf/epub.

THIS

Here are some pink stars since you did so well today

If you've heard of writer's block, get ready for reader's block. You want to read. You have time. You know what to read; you have a pile of books ready to be read. You cannot sit still and focus enough to do so or you can't even open the book.

bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental