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5 months ago

The expressions and the colors eeuughughhghg

page 1 of a ship comic of sanji, ace & luffy (ace & sanji focused) in a modern alternate universe set in the Baratie, where sanji works at. The tips of two black haired individuals are in frame, tussling, one saying "that's 6 to 0 now! Give it up!" While the other yells "no way! Rematch!"
Sanji looks exasperated while holding a clipboard, thinking 'Damn, I could hear this table from across the restaurant. These two guys are gonna cause me some trouble, huh.'
Sanji: Sorry to interrupt whatever the hell this is, but are you ready-
he trails off as he realises it's luffy, who waves at him plus a mysterious man who he's been arm wrestling with.
Sanji, blurting: Luffy? What're you doing here?
Sanji, thinking: and who's this bozo?
Luffy: Hey! I don't think you've met my brother!
Ace tries to introduce himself but gets cut off by luffy slamming his arm down, and yells that he's a cheater.
Luffy, ignoring this: whew! Finally beat you! That means I order first!
Page 2. Luffy smiles, oblivious to a free hand creeping towards him
Luffy: Sanji! Thank god you're here! I want you to bring me a big steak
he is cut off and gets his lips grabbed cartoonishly by ace as revenge, who ignores luffy's hands grabbing at the offending arm and his muffled whines.
Ace: Ah, apologies for causin' a ruckus here
Ace bows while someone from the next booth side eyes the two. Sanji thinks 'Nice manners, but he's not letting go.'
Ace: so you're sanji, huh? I've heard a lot about you from my baby brother here.
Sanji, surprised: Oh shit. I'm guessing you're Ace then? I've heard a bit about you as well.
Ace, winking with a smile: surely only cool stuff though, right?
A mini crayon flashback of luffy saying "when Ace was in middle school he wore eyeliner and tight black jeans every day" appears.
Sanji smirks: yeah, something like that. What are you two doing here anyway? Trying to make my shift harder?
Page 3
Ace: nah, not hoping to! Loof told me you cook up some crazy good food here, & I wanted to try the real deal. So does our other brother, but he's takin' a piss right now.
Luffy shakes off Ace's grip on his lips for a sec before his hand returns as a full grip on Luffy's whole face.
Ace: But, if it's no problem, could we get something whipped up by you personally?
Sanji sits on the edge of the table, legs crossed.
Sanji: Well, the old bastard's kicked me out of the kitchen for stupid reasons tonight.
a big black box appears that says Stupid Reason: Violence. Ace's face falls slightly.
Ace: Damn, that's too bad. I'm sorry to hear that, we'll just have to-
he gets interrupted by Sanji, flashing a thumbs up and a grin.
Sanji: However, I can still wriggle my way back in there one way or another! I'll be sure to blow your expectations out of the water.
Ace perks back up
Ace: Sweet! Thanks a bunch, Sanji! I was told you were the best cook in the world...
Ace winks with a smile
Ace: But I didn't know you were such a charming guy, too! I could fall for ya right now!
Sanji blushes and starts stammering until a big 'gah' is heard
Page 4
Luffy has broken free once more.
Luffy, yelling: I want meat!
Ace: oh, sorry loof-
and then gets cut off by luffy biting down on his hand in anger and desperation.
Ace, yelling: Ack! No! No biting! That was a rule!
Luffy, yelling more while he's being shaken: You're taking way too long! I'm starving!
Sanji, thinking: this is a lot
Ace begins to retort but notices his stomach rumbling
Ace: Oh shoot, me too actually.
He turns back to Sanji with a smile
Ace: Anyway, we'll have two of everything to nibble on while we wait! he holds up two fingers like a peace sign, as does Luffy while he nods with his mouth still enveloping Ace's fist.
Sanji picks his clipboard and pen back up and says "yeah, alright" and then freezes in place with a desolate expression.
Sanji: To start?

MODERN AU ACESAN !!!! first impressions with a guy who barely passes the No Shoes No Shirt No Service rule


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5 months ago

This makes me laugh every time I see it

alabasta arc is great you can literally pinpoint the exact moment that Sanji realises he’s bisexual

Alabasta Arc Is Great You Can Literally Pinpoint The Exact Moment That Sanji Realises He’s Bisexual
Alabasta Arc Is Great You Can Literally Pinpoint The Exact Moment That Sanji Realises He’s Bisexual

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2 months ago

PFFFF

“oh no”

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hang In There Zoro-kun
Hang In There Zoro-kun
Hang In There Zoro-kun
Hang In There Zoro-kun
Hang In There Zoro-kun
Hang In There Zoro-kun

Hang in there zoro-kun


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5 months ago

wtf are you a magician holy shit

So, There's This Local Plant Matter...

So, there's this local plant matter...

Trying to figure out Zoro!!!


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5 months ago

I have so many feelings on this

Once A Thought Enters My Mind It Won’t Leave

once a thought enters my mind it won’t leave


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4 months ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

One Piece Fighting Game AU

One Piece Fighting Game AU
One Piece Fighting Game AU
One Piece Fighting Game AU
One Piece Fighting Game AU
One Piece Fighting Game AU
One Piece Fighting Game AU
One Piece Fighting Game AU
One Piece Fighting Game AU
One Piece Fighting Game AU
One Piece Fighting Game AU
One Piece Fighting Game AU
One Piece Fighting Game AU
One Piece Fighting Game AU

this au is inpired by the song Heart Attack by Chuu

hope you enjoy the designs i created most of them in a 2 hr long manic episode of just nonstop designing.

there is more to come with this au im super excited to show you guys :)

some lore ive cooked up for it and design explainations:

preface: sorry this is so much writing and im not going to grammar check it cuz aint no body got time for that.

The world of this au is like pokemon with different gyms you can fight through and beat, there's a big league of pro fighters, and there are schools for teaching you to be a better fighter.

The school our main cast goes to is called the Doki-Doki Battle Academy and it's principle is currently Crocodile. It's previous principle was Nefertari Cobra, but maybe something nefarious happened to give crocodile the spot who knowwsssss~

Doki-Doki Battle Academy (DDBA) hosts many tournaments in their school stadium throughout the school year. The tournies act as tests for the students who are taking that field of study. There are other fields the school offers though, such as weapon crafting, medical staffing, and managing. Though, if the students in those fields with so learn fighting on the side that is also accepted.

In the Pro Fighting world, there are typically pro-league teams such as the Red Hairs and The Beasts. These teams have different levels to it such as Little Leagues (for younger fighters), Minor leagues (for adults on a regional level), and Major leagues (for profighting at a national level). You can also go solo though, much like Mihawk does.

The power system in this AU is pretty simple, different color of auras do different things, but the complexities happen when you start using the different auras in tandem. I might explain it more in depth in a different post, but i dont really know what to explain about it. mostly because i dont know everything about it, myself, yet lol

-----design talk now yippeeee-----

Luffy: i tried to make him very simple protagonist vibes, play into the genre a bit. i incorporated hearts into his design in his hat, his shirt, his arm bands, and his pants poofies. His hat was given him as a sign of love, his shirt is from his school and he loves his school, his arm bands are on his arms and he uses his arms to show his love by fighting or by hugging, and his pants arent scuffed or anything so the heart puffs on his knees protects them from getting damaged (his love protects him)

Sabo: Tried to give him a more mysterious vibe with that peacoat and hat that shadows his face. I incorporated hearts into his design in his eyepatch, his vest buttons, and his boots. His heart eyepatch covers up that nasty scar, so he's distracting himself from his past pain by focusing on his love, the buttons on his vest/hearts on his boots are more or less hidden most of the time so he tends to hide his love but when he lets his guard down (when the boot is rolled down) you can see his love plainly.

Ace: Now, i dont know if Ace will die in this au or not, but in canon, he expresses his love through his torso area, i.e. tattoo on his arm and back and also that Certain Moment, so thats where i put a big ol' heart on him. His pants are also ripped in a shape of a heart but its kinda hard to see, but its meant to symbolize how the damage he takes is his love.

Nami: All the orange in her design is in heart shapes or the shapes of tangerines, thats where her love is. I also made nami's staff a curtain rod. She uses the rod to produce wind when she summons water and then manipulates it to heat it up or cool it down. i tried to add little details like that and the bandages on her torso to show that although she's outwardly clean, she's still scrappy. Nami is in the managerial pathway at the DDBA.

Zoro: I didnt make him quite as bright or vibrant as the others, i kinda just tried to make him Just A Guy. Except for his Swords. His Swords are special, so theyre bright and saturated. I roughed him up, a bit, not too much. i made his varsity jacket be ripped open so it looks like the heart on the front was broken because zoro is very broken hearted.

Sanji: I made him look like a wannabe princely character. Very cheesy, gaudy charm. I made the hearts of his design (on his boots) look like they're sewn up. So at some point his heart was broken, but he's healing them by stitching them up with love.

Robin: The hearts in her design are hard to make out because she is hiding her love. The pink of her lacey undershirt is where the heart is and its being protected by a dark over layer. The many belts in her design, however, are meant to look like shatters in that protective layer. This is meant to represent how even though she's strongly protecting herself, that strength is still weak without any outside help. Robin uses her multiplication abilities to simply multiply the shape of her arms like how she does in canon.

Chopper: His hearts are on his viles and his hat, love was given to him when he was given that hat, and he shows his love by making his healing potions. On another note though, chopper is a Transtormationalist, which is basically the zoan fruits of this world. His model is the Reindeer and his body has naturally started morphing into that form, too. Chopper is in the medical program at the DDBA

Usopp: Usopp's hearts on his pants patches signifies the new loves he’s accepted into his once lonely life. He fights with his sling shot and his ammo is seeds he's found savaging through forests or just growing himself. the white and grey auras he commands lessen the air resistance of his projectiles and makes them go a lot faster, and once they hit their target, he makes the plant grow super quickly, like how it does in canon post-ts.

Franky: Franky's hearts are everywhere and they're bright. he doesn't hide his love and he's built love for himself to wear on his person. Franky is one of the weapon masters at the school and he's a SUUUUPER cool teacher.

Brook: the hearts in his design are his Afro and his bag. I think i heart somewhere that brook has kept his Afro so that Laboon can recognize him when he sees him again and that is just so loving to me so his Afro is in the shape of a heart. His bag is also in the shape of a heart, but the bag is being weighed down by whatever he's carrying inside of it, signifying the burden of the love he carries.

Jinbei: Jinbei is a Transtormationalist, Model: Whale Shark. the heart in his design is the tattoo on his chest for his old team. He's the driver of Luffy's bus and if you do enough dialogue options with him instead of skipping the bus cut-scenes, you get the option to battle Jinbei. If you do, he takes off his jacket revealing the pro-league he used to be in and then he decimates you. it is impossible to win the battle.

Koala: the colors i used for her are peachy colors, signifying what a peach she is :)))) her goggles and the buttons on her suspenders are the hearts on her design, signifying how her love is looking out for others and how love keeps herself up.

Vivi: Her hair is a big ol heart but its upsidedow, signifying how the love she feels often makes her look at things incorrectly. Also the rips in her tights are hearts, much like ace's are. the damage she takes is how she shows her love.

Crocodile: his hook is a heart, he loves fighting. i like the idea that when a student needs a text book and and asks him for one, he gives it to them by spearing a hole through one he has in his coat and handing it to the student who has to just live with a textbook with a big-ass hole through it.

Perona: the hearts in her design are on her sleeves and on her hat. The joke about the sleeves is that she wears her heart on her sleeves. but the hat, its meant to look like more or less a cage for the heart, her love is what traps her.

Mihawk: his hearts are on his weapons, he fucking loves fighting.

Shanks: The hearts in his design are only on his torso area, the locket around his neck and the deep unbuttoned shirt makes it look like there's a heart in the negative space, and the heart patch on his jacket, the loss of his arm and the lack of something there is symbolic for the love he has given.

imma be real, i didnt put that much thought in the heart positionings for yamato buggy or law. I kinda was swept up in Hot Man, Pathetic Man, and Hot Pathetic Man.

Uta: she's based off of Cupid, so she doesn't have any hearts really in her design but her whole persona is based off of a symbol of love and how it can turn malicious.

also in general, the shines on people's hair are meant to look like a heart-rate monitor's peaks and troughs. And the shading i did just by drawing all the shading then desaturating that area

WOWEE that's a lot of designing wtf was i on when i did all this.

if you got to the end, thank you so very much for reading! i hope you enjoyed my ramblings :)

again, there is more to come with this AU so Stay Tuned, Folks!!!!!!!!!!


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1 month ago

Wheezing

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.


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4 months ago

Reblogging when I have a song stuck in my head


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