I superglued my finger to my palm
Porom doesn't want to work with me anymore, she wants to take naps
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The drawing for today will be delayed a bit because something happened, I swear I was like this 👌 far from finishing
Normalize going to [sample sport] classes to learn [sample sport] without wanting to talk to anyone. If I go to [Tennis], it's because I want to learn to play [Tennis], not to hear a kid whine about having to do anything and try to talk to me about why I sent the ball so far. "Poor ball, what did it do to you? F for the ball!! F for the ball!! F in chat for the ball!!! Oh, why did you hit the poor ball so hard? It fell under that car, haha!! Calm down! That ball didn't do anything to you!!" Shut. Up. I'm not talking to you, not now, not ever. Lord forbid the coach from even pairing us together. I'm having violent impulses and the desire to run in one of those hamster wheels for the rest of my life.
I'm being cool right now, having cool thoughts and everything.
I have a bag of ice on my head to try and contrarrest the heat that's trying to melt my brain
Christmas celebration, you know, wake up the child at 11:30, have a big dinner and then BURN down the tree when it turns 25 (That’s not how it goes, Papyrus-)
I like those videos where everyone speaks like a normal person and sans just: er er er er er er er