Prof Told A Physics Joke In Class Today.

prof told a physics joke in class today.

So Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving in a car, and a cop pulls them over.

cop: do you have any idea how fast you were going??

Heisenberg: no, but I know exactly where I am

H&S: laughing uncontrollably

cop: absolutely done with this shit 

cop: FINE I’M GONNA SEARCH YOUR CAR

cop: searches trunk

cop: did you know  you had a dead cat back here?!!??

Schrodinger: i do now

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