The First Whale On Earth Lived 50 Million Years Ago, Had A Long Nose And Tail, Walked On Land, And Was

pffft

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Ever since I met you, no one else has been worth thinking about.

(via teenagecrush)

@keiimyeh

We’re living in a time when computers ask humans to take tests to prove they are human.

99% of normal people who suddenly received a superpower would use it solely for their own gain, but in movies anybody who does that is a villain

Maybe air has a smell, but we’ve gotten used to it so we don’t notice.